TW and ED have dessert

TW: Don't you think...
ED: [Spots the waiter approaching] Are you getting dessert?
TW: ...it seems...
ED: Cause I want some dessert, but not the whole thing, you know?
TW: ...familiar?
ED: Oh, yeah. Well with the announcement of BSG's final season Brannon was able to...
TW: Brannon? How can you work with that man?
ED: Hello! You work for Al & Miles!
TW: Don't remind me.
ED: Anyway, Brannon scooped up a bunch of Ron's old talent. Bought their contracts out completely. The money CBS has? It's insane! Pissed Ron off to no end I hear. Their pie is to die for!
TW: No... I mean. [distracted] Their pie is to die for?
ED: Like heaven. Split a piece?
TW: [Suspicious] I don't know. How much of it are you going to eat?
ED: I'll just have a taste. Edward is the sweetest man alive! And Jamie? God, I love his accent!
TW: Um...
ED: And it's so great to work with Kristen again! You've met her, right? [To the waiter] One blueberry to split? [To TW] You like blueberry?
TW: Sure blueberry is fine. But the farm... the free loading... not being able to bake... that doesn't all that seem familiar?
ED: [To waiter] Yeah, one blueberry to split. [To TW] You want ice cream?
TW: No thanks.
ED: [To the waiter] Just a little ice cream on the side? Thanks. [To TW] Familiar?
TW: Leo? Mrs. Kant?
ED: Cool names, huh?
TW: Erica, this is a rip off of Smallville! The season we wrote to be exact!
ED: What do you mean?
TW: Leo has an illegitimate blond daughter in love with an attractive farm boy?
ED: Oh. I know what you're thinking! You are so wrong, Tom, so wrong.
TW: Am I?
ED: Oh, yeah! You're way off base! For one thing Mark is kind of stupid... [embarrassed pause] I mean, Leo's son is as queer as a... [pause] but Marta is...
TW: One letter off from Martha?
ED: Oh God.
[The pie arrives. TW takes a bite]
TW: Oh God.
ED: This is terrible!
TW: This is great!
ED: [Devastated] How can you say that?
TW: I'm talking about the pie.
ED: Oh.
TW: [Eating more pie] I can't believe you didn't see it before.
ED: Well I... [suddenly smiles] actually Tom, you're completely full of shit.
TW: [Challenging] Oh, really? How so? [Takes another bite of pie] This is to die for!
ED: First of all John practically wrote the show. He hates Smallville!
TW: He doesn't hate all of it. What about Lionel hooking up with Martha?
ED: Well...
TW: And he thought Lionel being Chloe's dad was pretty cool.
ED: Still, you saw that scene, right?
TW: Yeah.
ED: Was there any mention of Lana, or Laura, or Donna, or any other similarly named character the rest of the cast inexplicably worships?
TW: Well... um... no.
ED: So there you go!
TW: Still...
ED: There's no still. It's nothing like Smallville. Admit it.
TW: It's a little like Smallville.
ED: Take Lana away from Smallville and what do you have? Nothing. You're saying my show is nothing?
TW: [Pauses] There's no Lana character?
ED: No.
TW: You're sure?
ED: I'm sure.
TW: Absolutely, positively...
ED: Trust me on this, Tom, there's no Lana character! Jeez! You think I'd know my own show!
TW: Hmmm... Any chance you could get me Jamie's part?
ED: [Angry] Tom! I can't believe you!
TW: [Innocent] What?
ED: You ate all the pie!
TW: [Looks down at the plate.]
ED: That's it. You're paying now.
TW: We can order another piece!
ED: I said I just wanted a taste! I don't want a whole...
TW: I'll eat the rest, OK?
ED: That's what I miss about you, Tom.
TW: What?
ED: Always willing to take one for the team. I like that.
TW: [Waving down the waiter] That's what I'm here for. So blueberry again?

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