7.20 Harbinger Part VIII by TW & MR

MR: Quick cut to Clark. Chloe's cry of pain sets off his super hearing. He speeds off to help but when he arrives he can't tell who's who. When Fake Shake sees Clark she lays Chloe back down and backs away, "I stopped her, Clark. So you wouldn't have to."
TW: Clark glances around, blankly taking in the broken bodies of the Spartans.
MR: Foe notices and adds, "She put up quite a fight."
TW: "Chloe..."
MR: "But after all she's done... if you want to be the one to finish her off... " she offers the dagger, "I understand."
KK: So she's offering Clark sloppy seconds? Ew.
TW: Clark hesitates.
MR: "What are you waiting for? After all those people she's killed? I know you want to."
TW: Clark looks down at Chloe's body in anger. His eyes glow red. But they turn back to normal and he turns away.
MR: "What's the matter?"
TW: "I... I can't."
MR: "Why not?"
KK: Chloe isn't not hot enough to trigger eye-jaculation?
AM: Hush.
KK: Or is he insulted Chloe took her turn first?
AM: I said hush.
MR: "Because she looks too much like me?"
KK: Ah, so the problem is with the eye-jaculation.
MR: "She's nothing more than a copy. A clone. She's not even real."
TW: "It's not right."
AoT: You're telling me. This is like virtual clone porn. I'm officially creeped out now.
ED: So when did it "not being right" ever stop Clark from snogging Lex?
JG: Who said anything was wrong with that?
ED: OK, you got me there.
MR: "You want to talk about right? An entire town is in ruins. We need to finish this." She forces the dagger into Clark's hand. "You need to finish this."
TW: Won't take the dagger. He turns away. "No."
MR: Fake shake turns and heads for Chloe. "If you're not man enough to do it then I will, Kal-El."
AoT: And we're back to the chlone-yay.
TW: "What?"
MR: "You heard me. At least one of us has what it takes to do it." She kneels above Chloe's body, dagger ready.
TW: "You called me Kal-El."
MR: Looking a Clark with a smile, "I did, didn't I?" The dagger comes down.
TW: Clark super-speeds to stop her, slamming her up against a wall before she can stab his friend, "You're not Chloe!"
ED: Nothing gets by Clark, does it?
MR: "No." About this time the real Chloe finally begins regaining consciousness.
TW: "Tell Darkseid it's over! I won't let him do to Earth what he did to Krypton."
MR: Quick cut to Chloe reacting then to Fake Shake, "You're hardly in a position to dictate Lord Darkseid. This world will fall, and there's nothing you can do to stop it."
TW: Clark is enraged, "I'll die before I let that happen!"
MR: Amused by Clark's determination, "Well we couldn't have that. Having to watching this world burn is part of your punishment."
TW: Clark throws Foe through a brick wall in anger.
MR: She gets up and wipes a bit of blood from her lips, "Make no mistake, Kal-El. I was speaking the truth when I said Smallville was just the beginning. We're going to destroy everything and everyone you've ever loved."
TW: Clark makes a run at Foe.
MR: But she extends out her hand and stops him cold with telekinesis.
TW: "I will stop you!"
MR: "Or at least you'll try. And that's the point. Now if you'll excuse me I have a city to terrorize." She flings Clark away with her telekinesis.
ED: Like into a building?
TW: No. Far away.
AoT: Like out of Metropolis?
TW: Far, far away.
MR: Like out of Kansas.
ED & AoT: Oh.
TW: Fake Bake smirks. In the background, Chloe slowly stands. "I won't let you do this."
ED: I thought Chloe was getting her ass kicked.
TW: Not anymore. She's pissed now.
MR: Fake Shake smiles, "I knew there was a loose end I had forgotten." She grabs Chloe by the arm. "It's a shame Kal-El isn't around to watch the big climax. But don’t worry - when it's just me and him I'll be happily to describe every detail."
TW: Chloe grabs Fake Bake’s wrist, holding the knife away from her body. "I won’t let you hurt anyone else."
MR: Fake Bake laughs in her face. "Oh, come on. What fun would that be? You are so repressed, it is no wonder Kal-El was never interested in you."
TW: "I won’t let you hurt him."
MR: "And how are you going to stop me?"
TW: There is a crack, and Chloe breaks Fake Bake’s wrist, forcing her to drop the knife. Fake Bake releases Chloe’s arm and tries to throw a fireball. Chloe ducks, and spins behind Fake Bake, putting one arm around her neck in a choke hold and the other around her waist.
MR: Fake Bake smiles, and grinds her hips back against Chloe. "That’s more like it. Are you finally ready to play?"
AM: Like hell I'm going to do that!
TW: Chloe scowls and flies straight up. "I don’t play games. Not anymore."
MR: Fake Bake is still smiling. "If you'd loosen up a little, show some of that fire and stop repressing so much, Lord Darkseid could find a place for you too." Fake Bake looks over her shoulder at Chloe with a big sexy smile. "Imagine the fun we could have together."
AM: Gross!
TW: Chloe's body starts to glow.
ED: She's not, like, turned on is she?
JG: [Smiling] No. Heh, that's just the glowing power Kristin gave her.
KK: It triggers when she's turned on.
AM: Baloney!
MR: Foe's smile drops "Ow! What do you think you are doing?"
TW: "I thought you liked it rough."
KK: The black leather could give that impression.
TW: Chloe's body continues getting brighter. "Is it just me, or is it getting hot out here?"
MR: Getting slightly worried Foe struggles to free herself, "Let me go!"
AoT: She really should lose the leather if she's not into bondage or S&M.
TW: Chloe smiles, "I think it is me."
MR: "I was built for Kal-El! Do you really think you can handle me?"
AM: Great, a Lanabot for Lex and a chlone for Clark, talk about your stereotypical chauvinistic sci-fi male wish fulfillment scenarios.
MR: I do what I can for the fans.
TW: "Handle you? I can do more than that. I've seen my future. And you're not in it."
MR: Fake Bake grimaces in pain. "Do you think this matters? Even if you kill me, mighty Darkseid will come! Smallville was just the beginning! He will kill everyone Kal-El cares about, you stupid little bitch! Mighty Darkseid will kill Kal-El’s friends, his family, and if you somehow survive this he will kill you too!"
TW: Chloe now glows so brightly the camera blurs, like you are looking into the sun. "Either way, you won’t be around to see it. What was that you were saying about a climax?"
AM: Really, you two, is that necessary?
TW: I've been told the last episode was too dark.
ED: You killed Shelby!
TW: I decided to let Michael lighten things up with some HoYay.
MR: "ChloneYay."
[ED smacks MR on the back of the head]
MR: Ow!
AM: Thanks again.
ED: Don't mention it.
MR: "Let me live and Darkseid will spare you!"
TW: "Too late. We're way past the point of no return."
[AM rolls her eyes.]
MR: Then BOOM!
AM: Excuse me?
ED: Don't tell me. An earth shattering climax?
KK: Maybe it wasn't the power I gave her.

Continued...

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