7.17 Revolt by TW and KK Part I

as retold by RepairmanBob

(Writing room. TW, ED, MR, JG, and AoT are sitting around the table)
ED: When are we going to get started?
AoT: Soon, I hope.
TW: Kristin will be here in a minute with the scripts. Just relax.
KK: We aren’t going to wait for Allison?
TW: After the crap she pulled last week? She got me in a wet t-shirt contest!
JG: I need to send Allison a thank you note for that.
TW: Shut up!
AoT: I sent her a very nice basket with pork rinds and a bottle of Jose Cuervo.
TW: Shut up!
ED: Really? Who did you order the basket from?
(AM and KK walk into the room. KK is holding the scripts)
AM: Just one quick look?
KK: No!
AM: But you said –
KK: Trust me! You will love it! (Starts to pass out the scripts)
JG: (To AoT) That does not sound encouraging.
KK: We start with Chloe –
TW: What?
KK: I changed a few things, Tom. Just relax. As I was saying, we start with Chloe walking into the Daily Planet.
ED: But last week, Chloe said she lost her job!
AM: Yes! I get my job back!
AoT: If you care so much, why didn’t you put Chloe back that the Daily Planet in Control?
TW: (sarcastic voice) And miss a chance to pile the guilt on Clark?
AM: Emmy tape. It’s all about the Emmy tape.
KK: Shut up! Chloe walks into the Daily Planet. She sees a group of people standing around her desk, looking in at something. We hear people congratulating someone. Chloe walks closer, and the crowd parts. We see Lois at her desk. Erica?
ED: "Hi cuz! It is great to have you back!" Lost stand up and hugs Chloe. "Have you seen my newest front page story?" Lois pulls out a paper that says – oh, come on!
JG: What?
ED: It says "My Cousin the Freak!" with a giant picture of Chloe!
AM: You bitch!
ED+KK: Who?
AM: Both of you!
JG: Do we see Bittleman? He can make fun of Chloe.
KK: Chloe looks scared. "Lois, how could you!"
ED: Lois would never do this!
KK: Just read the damn line, Erica.
ED: "Sorry cuz, but I needed a headline!" This is bullshit!
KK: Clark appears nexy to Chloe.
TW: Am I going to hate this?
KK: Probably. "Oh thank God! Clark, she told the whole world I am a meteor freak!"
TW: "It is time to go, Chloe."
KK: "Clark?" Clark puts his arm on Chloe’s shoulder, then she is in a padded cell at Belle Reve. One of the nice ones, with the glass wall, like Lex had in season three. Chloe has on a straight jacket, and looks terrified.
ED: What? I am confused.
JG: Imagine that.
TW: Clark looks at Chloe from the other side of the glass. "You knew how this would end, Chloe. From the moment you found out you were a freak, you knew you would be here. Just like your mother."
AM: OK, I really hate this.
KK: Stop whining. "Clark no! Please don’t go! Don’t leave me!" Clark walks away.
AM: I hate this very much.
KK: Chloe drops to her knees, and starts to cry. She whimpers, "You have to save me. You have to."
TW: Lex walks up to the glass and smiles. "Hello, Chloe."
MR: Sexy smile.
AM: Sinister smile.
TW: Sexy yet sinister smile. Chloe is on the operating table from Freak, Lex looking down on her. "Ready to begin?" Lex picks up a scalpel moves towards Chloe’s face.
KK: Close up of Chloe’s face, the switch to a point-of-view as the scalpel moves towards her eye. Just before it reaches her, we cut to Chloe screaming in her bed at the Talon.
ED: Where is Lois?
JG: Who cares?
KK: She is fucking Bittleman, OK? Chloe looks like hell. She shivers, then picks up her cell phone. "Hi Clark. I just… Please call me. I need to talk to someone." As soon as she hangs up, Clark rushes into the room.
MR: Hold on. What is Chloe wearing?
AM: I don’t see how that matters.
MR: It matters to me!
AM: A t-shirt and sweat pants.
MR: No! No way! I want a lacey top and panties, at the least!
KK: She could sleep in the nude.
AM: Not helping!
MR: Yes she is! Naked Chloe!
AoT: How about a T-shirt and running shorts? It could be a chance to show off your legs, Allison.
ED: No! Chloe should wear a sweater and two pairs of pants! And a hat!
AM: I think I’ll go with Annette’s suggestion.
ED+MR: Nooooo!
KK: "Clark, how did you get here so fast? I just called you."
TW: Clark smiles. "I heard you crying, so I came right over."
JG+KK: (gagging sounds)
KK: Chloe gets chocked up. She tells Clark about how much trouble she is having coping with everything – being legally dead, not being able to return to Daily Planet or get her life back without outing herself, and the nightmares. "I think I am losing my mind, Clark."
TW: Clark brings Chloe in for a hug. "Everything is going to be fine, Chloe." He pulls back and places his hand on her chin. Chloe starts to relax, and Clark covers her nose and mouth. Chloe’s eyes get big, and she tries to struggle, and Clark smiles and uses his other hand to hold her still. Chloe’s eyes start to close, and Clark morphs into Milton Fine. "Everything is going to be just fine."
KK: Cue the credits.

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