7.17 Revolt by TW and KK Part IX

as retold by RepairmanBob

KK: Brainiac and Chloe fall into another lab, and proceed to smash it to pieces.
JG: I am sorry, but how exactly are you going to pay for all of this? Two super powered fights?
MR: Who cares? Go back to Iron Lex!
JG: And more importantly, why am I not getting a cut?
AoT: Now that you mention it –
TW: It is all taken care of. Microsoft is paying us a small fortune to promote the Spartans, and we have a few other deals in place.
AM: You do made deals with lame CW bands, didn’t you?
KK: Wait and see. Chloe uses her telekinesis to throw objects at Brainiac, which he speeds away from. Brainiac stabs at her, but the spike goes through another fake Chloe. The real Chloe appears behind him and uses a sonic scream to push him against a wall.
MR: I guess we have conformed Chloe is not a moaner in bed.
TW: Brainiac’s skin starts to ripple. He uses heat vision, burning Chloe’s left shoulder to the bone. She is knocked to the ground, and we see the flesh and skin regenerate.
ED: Ewwww.
TW: "Well, Miss Sullivan, I am happy to see you have regained your abilities." He grab’s Chloe’s foot and throws her against the ceiling, then the floor. "Now, I hope you come to your senses and stop fighting me before things become… unpleasant."
KK: Chloe, lying on the floor, looks up at Brainiac and scowls.
TW: Brainiac smirks and tilts his head to the side. "Oh, dear. Did the restoration process damage that famous Sullivan wit? No matter. A slave does not need to be able to talk to –"
KK: Chloe raises her arms and pulls them down swiftly. The ceiling above Brainiac collapses, dropping him into another room.
AoT: Now that is a comeback I can respect. Violence is always the best response to a verbal assault.
AM: Does Chloe get to talk soon?
ED: Screw that! Do I get to talk soon?
JG: Does Lionel get to shoot anyone?
MR: Does Chloe’s shirt fall off in the fight?
KK: Yes, no, no and shut up. Chloe smirks and looks into the hole in the floor. "Witty enough for you?" She floats into the hole.

TW: Back at the Slab, Clark dodges more GreenK rays from Lex.
MR: Lex fires the chain gun, but Clark uses his heat vision to destroy the bullets. "You can’t stop them all, alien!"
TW: Clark grabs a piece of rebar from a damaged wall and throws it at Lex. It tears the gun off of the armor. "I am not your enemy!"
MR: "At least Zod had the courtesy to be honest about his intentions." Iron Lex fires two rockets from his shoulder launchers. They change into two floating globes, which circle Clark.
JG: Does this mean Clark finally gets his balls back?
KK: Like Lana is ever giving them up.
TW: Shut up.
MR: The globes generate shockwaves and a high-pitched sound. Clark grabs his ears. "My scientists theorized you would have enhances hearing, Kal-El. These devices are creating sonic feedback at a level well above human hearing. But to you? I think the effect would be excruciating."
TW: Clark drops to his knees.
KK: Hardly the first time he has been in that position.
TW: Shut up!
MR: Lex walks towards his new bitch.
JG: Super Oz. This season on the CW.
MR: "Nausea, vertigo, and of course the pain. I would be surprised if you could even walk." Lex kicks Clark in the jaw.
KK: Lex believes in showing his bitches their proper place.
TW: Shut up!

KK: Chloe looks around the new room for Brainiac. The room is empty except for the rubble and a familiar looking, small freestanding pool. Chloe looks confused. We see an illusion of two PAS lowering her into the pool.
MR: Will there be a wet t-shirt scene here?
ED + AM: No!
MR + JG: Yes?
MR: (To JG) Yes?
JG: (To MR) I am planning new hardwood floor for my summer home, and my contact at Maxim is paying top dollar.
KK: Chloe shakes her head, and then we see another illusion of Dr. Richards and Lex looking down at her. Michael, John?
MR: "You are sure she will not regain consciousness?"
JG: "As long as the containment field from Mr. Hassad is in place, Subject C36 will be unable to form a coherent thought. Other than her regenerative abilities, her powers are completely suppressed. Subject C36 is as helpless as a newborn baby."
MR: "Then get to work, Dr. Richards"
KK: Chloe looks confused and disturbed. "I don’t… I don’t remember this."
TW: Brainiac rises up and solidifies himself behind Chloe. "Homecomings can be so stressful." He grabs her by the back of the head and pushes her into the pool. "So many memories." He pulls a gasping Chloe back out of the pool. "So much suppressed trauma."
MR: Now wet t-shirt?
ED+AM: No!
KK: Pretty much necessary here.
JG: (Taking notes) Buy extra film for camera.
TW: Brainiac pushes Chloe’s head back into the pool and pulls her out. "I think it is time you saw why Lex really went to so much trouble for you, Miss Sullivan." He backhands Chloe, and throws her through a heavy metal door at the back of the room.
AM: So the door is unlocked?
TW: Not so much. It bends around Chloe as she flies out of the room.

TW: At the Slab, Clark is –
MR: Getting his ass kicked by Lex!
TW: Keep reading, Michael.
MR: Lex aims his right hand at Clark. "This has been a fulfilling test of my new armor, Kal-El. However, it is time to end it. I really had hoped for a better fight."
JG: Lex is going to get cocky and lose again, isn’t he?
MR: Iron Lex doesn’t lose, old man!
TW: (smirking) We go to slow motion and see Lex’s GreenK ray powering up. Clark grabs Lex’s arm and aims it at one of the floating globes. As Lex fires, Clark uses his heat vision to destroy the other globe.
MR: Mother fucker!
JG: Once again, Lex fails. It would be sad it was not so predictable.
MR: That’s Iron Lex!
TW: Clark head-butts Lex, and slams him against one of the few undamaged sections of wall. Clark, still holding onto Lex’s hand –
AM: Ahhh, how cute.
TW: Uses his heat vision to destroy the GreenK weapon.
MR: Damnit!
JG: Ha!

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