7.17 Revolt by TW and KK Part III

as retold by RepairmanBob

TW: At the Slab, the protesting meta-humans break through the police lines and force their way inside. Rick uses telekinesis to push past two guards and confronts Governor Smith. "You want to lock us all away! You want to put us in this prison, where you can use us like lab rats!"
MR: That would be the plan, yes.
TW: Rick looks flushed – he is sweating, and just about foaming at the mouth.
KK: Hope and Lex quickly move off the stage.
JG: Lex runs away. What a surprise.

KK: Back at the Talon, Clark listens to Governor Smith deny all of it.
JG: I would hope so! If LuthorCorp went to the trouble of paying the man off, he damn well better deny it!
MR: Yeah!
KK: Clark lies on the ground and moans.
AoT: Maybe he can do some hip thrusts?
ED: Oh, I like that.
TW: (Puts hands over ears) I can’t hear you!
KK: (Writing notes) Add… hip… thrusts…

TW: Hope and Lex walks into a high tech lab.
KK: "Sir, it is time to go."
JG: I told you! Les is running away! (Looks at MR) My son the sissy!
TW: Not exactly. Lex smiles. "Hardly." Three Spartans appear in front of Lex. He walks to one of the consols and presses some buttons. "Protect the civilians. Do not engage the meta-humans unless necessary." A wall slides back, revealing his battle-suit.
MR: Hold on! I want to change the battle-suit! I want something more sleek! Like a race car!
ED: You’ve been watching the new Iron Man commercials, haven’t you?
MR: Yeah! I want Iron Lex armor!
KK: Tony Stark…. (long , happy sigh)
AM: Can we afford that?
MR: A body suit has to be cheaper on the CGI budget than that walking tank we had in Masquerade.
KK: You designed that suit!
MR: Duh, that was before I saw the Iron Man commercial!
AoT: Am I going to have a scene soon?
MR: Oh! I want to have machines that get Lex dressed in the suit, too!
AM: And do you want a pony?
MR: Depends. Will a naked Chloe be riding it?
(AM leaps at MR, and is held back by ED and AoT).
TW: We’ll see what we have in the budget, Michael.
JG: (Looking at MR) Better start working out there, fatty.
MR: Hey! Don’t talk that way to Iron Lex, old man!
JG: Watch it, Rosenbaum!

KK: At the stage, Rich and Governor Smith are still arguing. The meta-humans are getting closer and closer to the stage, and they are all showing signs of silverK poisoning.
TW: Martha tries to get between Governor Smith and Rich. He uses his telekinesis to push her against the podium.
AoT: Martha should have been able to kick him in the groin before that!
TW: "This is all your fault, Kent! You sold us out to Lex Luthor! You had Lucius killed, just so you could send us all to this death camp!"
AoT: Tom…
TW: Rich walks towards Martha. "You won’t do this to us! We won’t let you treat us like cattle!"
KK: On the upper railing of the Slab, a guard slowly raises his rifle.
TW: "We won’t let you do it, Kent! We won’t let you –"
KK: A spray of blood hits Martha’s face, and Rich drops. Martha looks up, and sees the guard lower his rifle. Pan back to shocked Bittleman, who is holding up a digital camera.
AoT: I would rather Martha fight her own battles, but I suppose that will do.
TW: There is a second of stunned silence, then the meta-humans attack the guards.

KK: Lois bursts into the apartment, and sees Clark laying on the ground.
AoT: You mean hip thrusting on the ground.
TW: No, she means laying on the ground.
KK: Thanks, Annette.
TW: God damnit!
KK: "Smallville, what happened?" Lois rolls Clark over, and the GreenK falls off of him.
ED: Wow, that is contrived. Even by our standards.
KK: Do you want to be in the scene or not?
TW: Clark thinks for a second.
JG: This could take awhile.
TW: "I came here to check on Chloe. She was out, but someone jumped me."
AoT: That is a rather sad excuse.
KK: "Great job, Smallville. Way to get your ass kicked again." Lois’s phone rings. "Hello? What Ted? A riot?"
JG: Oh, let me read it! "Yes, Buffy! We have a riot! The freaks are fighting Lex’s stormtroopers, and they are tearing the place up! So stop dancing with the dwarves and playing with the butterflies and having tiny birds braid your hair while they sing happy Disney tunes and get your ass over here! You and missing the story of the year, Cinderalla!" Can we add more insults here?
KK: "Shut up! I’ll be there soon!" Lois hangs up the phone. "Jackass." She turns to Clark.
TW: "Lois, my mom is there. Did Bittleman say –"
KK: "Sorry, Clark. No idea. Crap, we have two problems."
TW: "You go help my mom. The police won’t let me near the Slab, but you can get in. I will find Chloe."
AoT: Martha doesn’t need help!
TW: Clark just wants to get rid of Lois.
ED: Lois can help!
AM: Yeah, she will make an excellent squishy shield.

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