KK: Now's as good a time as any.
[MR begins singing to AM.]
MR: I need some lovin'
JG: Past time if you ask me.
MR: And baby, I can't hold it much longer
[AM tries to push MR away]
AM: Cut it out!
AoT: So what do you want to know?
ED: Everything!
MR: It's getting stronger and stronger
KK: What do you know so far?
[MR makes provocative poses in front of AM]
MR: And when I get that feeling
AM: Michael!
MR: I want Sexual Healing
ED: Like... [giggles at MR's antics] nothing.
AoT: Come on, Erica, pay attention!
ED: Well, I know Chloe slept with Lex.
MR: Sexual Healing, oh baby
AM: Must you guys talk about this now?
MR: [Hugging AM] Makes me feel so fine
AM: Get off me, Rosenbaum!
MR: Helps to relieve my mind
AM: I'll relieve you of something if you don't get away from me!
ED: And that there was this "other" Lois no one is willing to talk about.
MR: Sexual Healing baby, is good for me
KK: Heh. Oh, yeah, The other "Lois". That's what started it all, isn't it?
MR: Sexual Healing is something that's good for me
JG: Damn Allison and her kooky ideas!
AM: Hey, don't blame me! Everybody agreed to it!
ED: So it was all Allison's fault?
KK: Isn't it always?
AM: Was not! We were all in on it!
ED: A conspiracy! I love it already!
[MR moves on to sing to ED]
MR: Whenever blue tear drops are falling
[ED stands up and they start a duet]
ED: And my emotional stability is leaving me
MR: There is something I can do
ED: I can get on the telephone
MR & ED: and call you up baby, and
AoT: Erica, do you want to hear this or not?
AM: I want more shots!
ED: [Sitting back down] Of course I want to hear!
[MR starts singing to AoT]
MR: Honey I know you'll be there to relieve me
TW: [Turning redder than when MR sang to him] Michael!
MR: [touching AoT's face] The love you give to me will free me
TW: Micheal!
MR: What? I'm just having a little fun! If you don't know the things you're dealing, oh
MR & AoT: I can tell you, darling, that it's Sexual Healing
TW: Cut it out! [Turns away downs the shot that was just placed in front of him]
[MR grabs ED's shot and downs it]
ED: Hey!
MR: Get up, Get up, Get up, Get up, let's make love tonight
AoT: Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, 'cos you do it right
TW: Stop It! [Covers his ears and closes his eyes] La la la la la!
AM: I'm going to miss you guys sooooo much! [downs her shot and looks around the bar] I thought we had pork rinds! Where the hell are the pork rinds?
AoT: Don't worry, there's more where that came from. [Throws a $100 bill on the counter. To the bartender] Another round! And you heard the lady, fetch her some more pork rinds!
ED: So this other Lois? What happened to her and what does that have to do with Lex and Chloe?
JG: Everything.
AM: Unfortunately. [Accusing look at AoT] And it's all Annette's fault!
AoT: Me? Like you said, we were all in on it! Everybody agreed to it! Even you.
ED: [to AM] You agreed to Chloe sleeping with Lex?
AM: It was... a compromise.
MR: [Putting down the mic] You know, this would be a lot less confusing if we just started from the beginning.
TW: That's true. And if you stopped singing.
MR: But that wouldn't be any fun. [To JG] Baby I got sick this morning
JG: That's not all you're going to be if you don't get out of my face, Rosenbaum!
MR: Sorry. [To KK] A sea was storming inside of me, Baby I think I'm capsizing
KK: So let's start at the beginning.
MR: [Making wave motions with his pelvis] The waves are rising and rising
AM: The beginning of the end.
MR: [Nose to nose with KK] And when I get that feeling. I want Sexual Healing.
KK: One swift kick and you'll need more than just sexual healing.
MR: You wouldn't.
KK: Try me.
MR: [gulps. Throws the microphone to anther patron.] Knock yourself out!
AoT: Don't be so negative, Allison.
AM: You're not the one being shipped off to some dorky space show.
KK: Not all their shows are about space.
ED: And they're not all dorky either! I got my TV start on SG... something.
KK: One, Erica. SG-1.
ED: Whatever. It wasn't dorky.
JG: Never saw it, but I bet it was dorky.
ED: It wasn't...
JG: However, there are possibilities, Allison. Battle Station Giganta, for instance.
KK: Battlestar Galactica!
JG: Don't interrupt Kreuk. Now, wouldn't it be great to be a Cylon!
KK: Cylons? How do you know about Cylons?
JG: Half the cast of Father Knows Best were Cylons.
KK: No! None of those guys...
JG: I said don't interrupt.
KK: Do you even know what a Cylon is, John?
JG: I know they're scary and sexy. Just like Lionel, but on a better show. That's all I need to know.
MR: He's got a point.
ED: SG-1 is not dorky!
AM: Of course not, dear.
AoT: Hello? Am I going to get to tell the story of 3.5 or not?
JG: Oh yeah! Season 3.5! The year that screwed Lionel.
TW: Screwed Lionel?
KK: The year that screwed us all is more like it.
AM: But another round of shots first! [the bartender places a bowl of pork rinds on the bar. AM grabs a handful] About freakin' time!
ED: The year that screwed you all?
KK: You never noticed that season four was when everything started going down hill?
ED: It was my first year. I thought it was always like that.
TW: No. There was a time when things were good.
AM: Not for Chloe!
JG: True. They screwed around a lot with Chloe even then. But it was pretty good for everyone else.
KK: [Sighs] It couldn't last, could it?
ED: No? Why not?
AoT: The writers. Remember when we used to have good writers?
ED: No.
AoT: Before your time, sweetie. But we did once upon a time.
TW: We're not sure exactly what happened but...
AM: The running theory is at the beginning of season four Al and Miles presented their idea for the season...
KK: And every single one of them walked out.
ED: Wait, but that would mean...
MR: Season six wasn't the first time we wrote our own episodes.
Continued...
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