JG: NO! They had sex!
KK: Like bunnies!
MR: [singing and dancing in front of AM] You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals
AM: Michael!
ED: Chloe slept with Lex on her eighteenth birthday? Have you all no shame?
TW: You've worked with them for three years. You should know the answer to that.
MR: So let's do it like they do on the discovery channel
AM: Really, just cut it out!
MR: You said you wanted someone to sing to you!
AM: Yeah, and if you said you wanted someone to bring you lunch you probably wouldn't be happy if they brought you a platter full of road kill.
MR: That depends. Who's bringing this platter and what's she wearing? [Pause] Hey! Did you just compare me to road kill?
AM: If the tire fits...
ED: Sex with the villian for Chloe's birthday? You guys are worse than Al and Miles!
JG: Hey, now! There's no reason to make this personal! Besides, Allison was OK with it.
ED: Allison, they're kidding right?
AM: Not really? I don't know.
ED: You can't be serious!
AM: Like I said, it was a compromise.
ED: That's one hell of a compromise!
AM: I turned out OK for Chloe in the end.
ED: How so?
AM: We immediately started working on breaking them up.
ED: Kind of like Al and Miles do every time Clark and Lana get together?
TW: Shut up!
AoT: So the next episode was Bound.
KK: By the way? It sucked even before the crack monkey's re-wrote it.
MR: I liked it!
KK: You liked the guest star.
MR: Chloe thinks Lex is being set up -- which is true.
AM: But she's shaken by having to face his "illustrious" past.
AoT: After Lex's experience with Shannon he goes to Chloe claiming he's a changed man.
AM: Initially she resists.
MR: But Lex's charm is overwhelming.
AM: Not completely overwhelming. She decides there are things she's done in the past she's not proud of. If she can learn from her mistakes then maybe Lex can too.
MR: Because she's given up on Clark ever learning from his mistakes.
TW: Hey! Clark learns plenty!
AM: Keep telling yourself that, Welling.
TW: In the episode where there's a gas leak Chloe and Clark head to LuthorCorp to find out what happened.
MR: But Chloe breaks off -- she was going to leave Lex a little "surprise".
ED: Hubba, hubba.
AM: Stop. Just a little gift on his desk.
MR: Like a picture of her naked.
AM: No!
MR: That's what I always thought it was.
AM: You're delusional. It was something to show she was close to uncovering Lionel's killer.
ED: That's going to get her in trouble.
TW: But on the way she's exposed to the gas. She along with everyone else has terrible nightmares.
AM: Chloe is upset the experiment didn't go well.
MR: But she's impressed Lex risked his own life to save his employees.
ED: That was kind of impressive.
MR: Thus lots more sex.
AM: There was no more sex.
MR: Are you sure? I thought they had sex in that episode.
KK: Maybe that was Chloe's nightmare?
MR: Ha, real funny. I'm headed to the little boys room, folks.
AM: No, I'm serious because Chloe is having second thoughts in Unsafe. Remember her talk with Lana?
MR: I've got to drain the main vein.
AM: Is that really necessary?
MR: Heh. Trust me, it's necessary
AM: [rolls eyes] Not what I ment. [MR exits]
ED: What talk with Lana?
KK: When she lied that "Jimmy" was her first?
AM: Yeah that.
ED: Allison? You let them make Lex Chloe's first?
AM: Compromises. It was the only way to get what I wanted.
KK: It also happened to...
AM: Kristen, please. Besides, after Bound and Scare she's not so sure getting involved with Lex was a good idea.
AoT: But when Chloe finally learns Clark's secret that's when it all falls completely apart.
[A patron begins singing R.E.M.'s "Superman" completely off key]
Patron: I am, I am, I am superman
AoT: Oh, my, God! My ears! Somebody shut that guy up!
[AoT, TW, and AM turn towards the stage]
TW: Is that...?
AM: [Gasps] OK, everybody stay turned around. Pretend you didn't see him.
Patron: And I know what's happening.
ED: See who? [ED begins to turn but AM forcibly turns her back.]
Patron: I am, I am, I am superman!
AM: [Under her breath] Who the hell invited him!?!?
ED: Who!?!?
TW: Not me.
Patron: And I can do anything!
MR: [Shouts across the bar from just outside the men's room] Bryan! My man! Sing it!
BS: [Wearing a Superman suit puts down the microphone and squints across the room] Michael? This that you?
ED: I swear, Allison if he makes one comment... just hold me down because I swear I'm liable to kill the man.
AM: I was about to ask you to do the same for me.
AoT: Don't worry, girls. I've got you both covered.
MR: Join the party, buddy!
AM: Oh, god!
AoT: Don't worry, I won't let you kill Michael either.
BS: Party? What party? [Spots the rest of the cast] Oh, hey guys! I didn't know you were here!
TW: No. Let her kill Michael.
AM: Yes, let me kill Michael.
AoT: OK. If that's what you want...
Continued...
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