Showdown

TW: You fire Allison, crash her party, knock out all her guests... and expect me to wear the suit!?
BS: [Walks calmly towards TW] The suit is your destiny, Tom.
TW: [Backs up until pinned up against the bar.]
BS: Just look at the suit, Tom. Look at it!
[TW averts his gaze and jumps behind the bar. He pulls out the spritzer hose and aims it at BS]
TW: Stay away from me! You're a maniac! [Starts spraying BS in the chest but BS continues to calmly walk closer and closer]
BS: Behold the power of the suit, Tom.
[BS stops when the two of them are almost eye to eye.]
BS: Face it, Tom. It's over. [BS holds his hand out for the spritzer hose]
[A crowd gathers round the chaos. They murmur expectantly]
TW: No! [Aims the spritzer at BS's face] Give us back our show!
[TW squeezes the trigger in slow motion the stream of water shoots towards BS's eye, hits it and bounces off. TW's eyes widen in shook.]
BS: [Bends down, covering his eye] Dammit! That hurt!
TW: [Horrified, TW drops the hose.] Bryan.. I'm sorry!
BS: [Bitter shock] That's never how it happened in the movie!
TW: Are you OK?
BS: Dammit!
TW: Can I get you a towel?
BS: [Stands up still covering one eye] You've shattered my illusions, Welling!
TW: [Picks up and offers a napkin from the bar] A napkin?
BS: [BS grabs at the suit and rips it down the front as he lets out a primal yell.] Are you happy now!
[TW stares in disbelief]
TW: Did you just... rip a Superman suit?
BS: I had faith in you Welling! I brought you the suit. But you wouldn't take it. You are no Superman!
TW: You're wrong, Bryan. I am Superman. With the suit or without it.
[One man in the crowd starts clapping.]
BS: This isn't the end, Welling!
[Slowly other customers join in the clapping.]
Crowd: Well-ing! Well-ing! Well-ing!
BS: [Pointing at TW] You're going to suffer, man! You're going to suffer!
[BS stomps off in tears as the crowd moves in to congratulate TW and works on reviving the other cast members. ED is the first to wake.]
ED: [Holding her head] Ow! [Looks around] Oh my god, what just happened?
Barkeep: [Rushing in from the kitchen in a panic] Here's the boiling water! Where's the baby?
ED: [Looks at TW] Did Bryan...?
TW: [Smiles and offers ED his hand to help her up] You don't even want to know.
ED: [Smiles back and takes his hand.] Let me guess. I got knocked out and you saved the day.
TW: [Blushes. He pulls ED to her feet.]
ED: If someone else gets that part in the Justice League movie they gave it to the wrong guy.
TW: Thanks.
ED: [Winks] Your welcome. [Calling to the crowd] Somebody wake up Annette! She owes Allison a song.

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