The Iron Fist (Part II)

BS: You've done nothing to advance the Loe theory. Lois isn't pregnant. And I have yet to see Clark in the suit.
TW: Clark isn't going to wear the suit!
BS: So I'm switching the order of episodes around. The next episode was supposed to be written by Mack.
TW: It mentions Chloe specifically. That's why we have to hire Allison back!
BS: No we don't. We're doing Kristen's episodes next.
KK: Yay!
BS: And I'm giving Allison's episode to Erica.
ED: Yay?
BS: Since Kristen's episode is called Masquerade it's going to center around Lois posing as Chloe to get a story.
KK: What!?!?!
BS: By episode end she finds herself in a position where she has to take on Chloe's name permanently.
KK: That's not what I have planned!
BS: To bad. So sad. As an added bonus Clark will be forced to "Masquerade" in the suit as he tries to save her.
TW: He will not!
ED: He's not going to save Lois?
JG: Maybe that would be for the best.
KK: You're ruining my episode, dammit!
BS: You have left me with no choice. Erica's episode is called Control. As of now that's going to be short for "birth control".
TW & ED: What!?
BS: Or actually the lack thereof. Clark is going to knock up the Chloe Sullivan formally known as Lois just in time for a finale week delivery.
TW & ED: What!?!?!?
MR: At least we'll get good use out of the hospital set.
BS: [Handing papers to KK and ED] Here are the outlines. You follow these and everything will be fine.
KK: [Staring daggers at BS] And if we don't!?!?
BS: The consequences will be... disastrous.
[Cast glare at MR as BS walks off]
MR: [Weak smile] Heh. None of this was my idea! Honest!
TW: Bowie wasn't your idea?
MR: Heh. Well..
[TW stands. The rest of the cast stand as well, all glaring at MR. He looks to BS for help and notices BS has already left the room.]
MR: Honest!
[BS opens the door]
BS: Micheal! Get your butt out here!
MR: Yes! Yes sir! [to cast] See? I'm just as much a victim here as everyone else! [Heads towards door]
BS: I'm so glad you talked me into a more active role in everyday decisions. Is that a penny!?!?! Go pick it up for me!
[Out of the corner of his eye MR sees TW bounding at him over the table. MR rushes out. TW follows.]
BS: I see you can't wait to try on the suit! I'll have it delivered to your trailer! [Under his breath] As soon as I can find it. [Glares at JG and leaves]
ED: [Head in hands] This is worse than I possibly could have imagined.
JG: You're telling me!
AoT: At least he didn't say anything about Martha. I'd almost be relieved if I didn't get any screen time.
ED: OK, Kristen, go ahead and laugh. I know you want to.
KK: I'm not laughing.
ED: Why not? I've got to be pregnant, Tom has to wear the suit, and Bryan is lining up David Bowie to play Darkseid!
KK: [Determined] Bryan is messing with my episode. Nobody messes with my episode! Nobody!
ED: So you're finally going to help us?
KK: I suppose. Bryan has to go.
ED: So you're going to make Lois look good?
KK: No. I'm going to stick with my original plan for my episode.
ED: Which means she'll look good?
KK: She won't be pregnant if that's what you mean.
ED: Sweet! And you won't make her do anything stupid either, right?
KK: How many of my episodes have you read now?
ED: I don't know? Four or five?
KK: And how many times has Lois not done something stupid?
ED: There's always hope.
KK: I may be with you when it comes to taking out Bryan. But if you think that means I'm not going to have fun with the episodes I write? [sly smile] You are an idiot.

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