KK's promo

as retold by jwm

[TW's trailer. TW picks up an envelope left on his doorstep and enters. Inside there's a DVD with note.]

Loved this so much I've told Kristin we can't wait for the pompous voice guy. We're going to run this in all markets starting tomorrow. Take a look, I know you'll love it too!

I can't wait to see what other great ideas your cast comes up with!

Hugs,
Dawn

[TW frowns and pops the DVD into his computer. A video comes up]

[Cue Card: Kristin Kreuk's promo video]

[AM's legs flailing at the top of the screen composited against a stock image of a sky scraper.]
BS: [Off-screen] And you! You call yourself Superman! But look at you! Without the true Chloe Sullivan by your side you will never be the man you must become.
BS: Any last words... [rustling and unintelligble speaking]
KK: [Trying to sound like BS/MR] Chloe?
AM: Oh my God, don't cut...
[The building moves up frame to simulate Chloe falling]
KK: [Trying to sound like AM] The wire!
AM: Help!
[The video loops a couple of times to make it seem as if AM is falling for a longer period of time.]
KK: [Trying to sound like AM] Aaaaauuuuuuggggghhhhh!
[TW rushes into the frame and AM (who is obviously wearing a wire harness) falls into his arms.]
[A still promo shot of MR comes up on screen]
BS: Blast! Foiled again by the man of steel! Let us go minions!
[Cut back to TW holding AM in his arms.]
AM: Thanks for the save.
KK: [Trying to sound like the CW pompous voice guy] "Save" your Thursdays for Smallville, every week at eight on the CW.

[TW stares blankly at the screen wearily rubbing his face before slowly closing his laptop and the banging his head on the desk.]

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