AM: Here, tell me what you think?
KK: What is it?
AM: The trailer for our episode! Go on, read it.
KK: [Handing the paper back to AM] I don't care, I'm sure it's fine.
AM: Come on, Kristen, please?
KK: Alright, fine.
PomousCV!Voice: Out of death...
[Clark and Chloe holding hands in the rain at a grave site ceremony.]
PomousCV!Voice: ...pain...
[Lex weeping in front of Lana's burned out car. Police are cuffing him.]
Lex: "I swear I'll find out who did this to you."
PomousCV!Voice: ...and destruction...
[Clark standing in a stream as he watches the dam partially collapse. Water crashes down towards him.]
PomousCV!Voice: ...come...
[Shot of the capitol]
PomousCV!Voice: ...hope...
[A man sits across a desk from Martha.]
Man: Your efforts could improve countless lives...
PomousCV!Voice: and healing...
[Chloe holds the hand of a little girl laying on a gurney in a hospital hallway.]
Girl: "Thank you, pretty lady."
PomousCV!Voice: ...as Clark faces perhaps his greatest foe of all...
[Shot from the season six finale]
Clark: Who are you?
Bizarro: I'm you.
PomousCV!Voice: Himself.
[Clark struggling underneath a shallow pool of water as Bizarro holds him down by the neck.]
Bizarro: Face it, Clark. All your weaknesses are my strengths. There's no way you can win!
PomousCV!Voice: On the next Smallville.
[Lionel and Clark talking in the hospital hallway. Chloe lays in bed in the room the behind them.]
Lionel: Clark, I'm worried about your friend, Chloe. She's behaving... oddly.
[Clark looks through the window at Chloe with concern.]
Clark: Does she know?
Lionel: No. No one has told her yet. [Lionel pauses.] I think it would be best coming from you.
[Clark looks at Chloe through the window again, a worried look on his face.]
[Clark and Chloe holding hands in the rain at a grave site ceremony.]
PomousCV!Voice: ...pain...
[Lex weeping in front of Lana's burned out car. Police are cuffing him.]
Lex: "I swear I'll find out who did this to you."
PomousCV!Voice: ...and destruction...
[Clark standing in a stream as he watches the dam partially collapse. Water crashes down towards him.]
PomousCV!Voice: ...come...
[Shot of the capitol]
PomousCV!Voice: ...hope...
[A man sits across a desk from Martha.]
Man: Your efforts could improve countless lives...
PomousCV!Voice: and healing...
[Chloe holds the hand of a little girl laying on a gurney in a hospital hallway.]
Girl: "Thank you, pretty lady."
PomousCV!Voice: ...as Clark faces perhaps his greatest foe of all...
[Shot from the season six finale]
Clark: Who are you?
Bizarro: I'm you.
PomousCV!Voice: Himself.
[Clark struggling underneath a shallow pool of water as Bizarro holds him down by the neck.]
Bizarro: Face it, Clark. All your weaknesses are my strengths. There's no way you can win!
PomousCV!Voice: On the next Smallville.
[Lionel and Clark talking in the hospital hallway. Chloe lays in bed in the room the behind them.]
Lionel: Clark, I'm worried about your friend, Chloe. She's behaving... oddly.
[Clark looks through the window at Chloe with concern.]
Clark: Does she know?
Lionel: No. No one has told her yet. [Lionel pauses.] I think it would be best coming from you.
[Clark looks at Chloe through the window again, a worried look on his face.]
AM: So?
KK: It's fine. Whatever. I don't care. [Hands the paper back.]
AM: That's it? Did you like it? Was it good, bad? What?
KK: It's fine.
AM: Just fine?!?! What's wrong with it? How can I make it better?
KK: Don't sweat it, Allison, it's fine.
AM: I don't want it to be fine I want it to be great! It's boring isn't it? You see this trailer and you have no desire to watch, do you?
KK: I'm a bit biased. I haven't had a desire to watch for six years.
AM: Imagine if you didn't know anything about the show. Would this make you want to watch?
KK: I don't know.
AM: What would make you want to watch?
KK: [sighs] You know what? What you have is great. If I'd never seen the show I'd definitely want to watch.
AM: Well now you're just patronizing me!
KK: I am not!
AM: Really? What part makes you want to watch.
KK: The fact Lana is dead. [KK starts walking off]
AM: [Calling after KK] If you'd never seen the show how would you know Lana is dead?!?!?
[AM contemplates the page for a moment]
AM: Dammit!
[AM spots MR walking towards his trailer.]
AM: Hey Michael! Check this out and tell me what you think!
MR: [Taking the sheet of paper.] What is it?
AM: The trailer for the premier.
MM: [MR reads it] Hmmm...
AM: Is that a good hmmm, or a bad hmmm?
MR: It's a that's kind of boring hmmm.
AM: Dammit! What can I do to spice it up?
MR: Throw in a few explosions. You cant' miss with that...
AM: Come on Michael...
MR: and some nudity...
AM: ...this is so typical of you!
MR: I know! How about a naked exploding woman robot?
AM: Michael!
MR: Now that would be exciting!
AM: [Snatching the paper away] I'm not putting in any such thing!
MR: In fact... what if Lex's lab was full of them?
AM: What?
MR: Of NEWR. And they are all activated when the dam collapses, hundreds of them! Clark and Bizarro have to work together to defeat a whole swarm of naked exploding women!
AM: That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard!
MR: Hey, you asked my opinion and I gave it. You give them two copies of Clark fighting hundreds of naked women and I guarantee people will tune in in droves.
AM: Why do I even ask, Michael?
MR: My unparalleled charm?
AM: [sighs]
MR: You know who always gives great feedback?
AM: Who?
MR: Erica. She always has great ideas.
AM: If you like being naked.
MR: Like I said, great ideas.
AM: You know what? I'll just show this to Tom.
MR: Tom? Since when does he know what's good?
AM: Tom knows what's not good.
MR: Just keep the robot thing in mind, OK? Run it by Tom. I bet he'll like it!
AM: [Heading towards TW's trailer] Whatever.
MR: [Calling after AM] You know they don't have to be naked! They could wear those tiny silver hot pants!
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