7.06 Consequences by KK & JG (Part VIII)

as retold by Maniac and PhantomChic

TW: Dang that was intense.
MR: I loved it!
AM: I hated it.
KK: Then it’s perfect.
AM: You’ve made Chloe into a murderer!
KK: Pretty much.
JG: Ok Allison I want you to remember that look of horror and anger. That’s exactly what we want when you read Lex’s mind.
AM: I’m going to kill you!
[AM tries to dive at KK but she is grabbed by AoT]
KK: And that’s what we want when Chloe goes crazy.
AoT: Now, now, Allison. Pull yourself together. It’s just a TV show, nothing to get upset over.
AM: You’re only saying that because they didn’t destroy your character.
TW: Allison, you know this is exactly what Kristen wants right? For you to get pissed.
AM: [taking her seat] You’re right, Tom. And I’m not going to give her that satisfaction.
KK: [smiling] Too late.
AM: [starting to lunge again] Why you! [AoT grabs her and sits her back down]
KK: [laughing] Oh man. This is even better than I thought it would be.
TW: Can we just get on with the episode already.
JG: Sure Tom. We come back from commercials to see Lois packing up the stuff in her office.
ED: Wait a second. Why are you putting me after the commercials? Nobody is going to give a shit about a Lois scene after all that chaos.
JG: Wow Erica. I really didn’t think you’d catch that.
ED: And did I get fired! You know you can’t fire Lois. Lois has to be in the Daily Planet. It’s in my contract!
KK: Don’t worry Erica. You’re not fired. You’re quitting.
ED: I can’t quit either!
JG: Lois isn’t going to go through with it. We know about your contract. [under his breath]though I’m working on a way around that[/under his breath]
KK: Bittleman walks into the office and asks what’s wrong. Lois tells him she’s leaving. “You don’t have to worry about sharing your office anymore.” She tells him what happened with Kahn.
JG: “So the wunderkind turned out to be a one-hit wonder.”
KK: Lois says she’s going to quit.
JG: Bittleman sarcastically tells her “I guess they were all right about you. You just weren’t cut out for the job. I mean look how easily you give up.”
KK: They talk for awhile and Bittleman convinces her not to give up. And Lois feels better afterwards. We’d go into more detail but we don’t care either.
JG: Let’s face it, everyone’s just waiting for the aftermath scene.
KK: Which is right now.
ED: I can’t believe you’re sticking a Lois scene right there.
JG: I can’t believe you stole my show.
KK: We cut back to the remains of Lex’s office where we see Chloe coming back down to the ground with a look of shock on her face as she realizes what she just did.
JG: Chloe collapses to the floor while everything falls to the ground.
KK: Including Clark.
TW: *smacks head*
JG: Clark and Lex run to Lana’s now headless body.
TW: Do you really think you can behead a character on our show?
JG: We got that checked out. As long as we never show the body without a head we’re good. Hence why either Clark or Lex will be sitting between the camera and where Lana’s head should be. And the big pool of blood will make sure people know what happened.
AoT: Wow, you guys really went all the way on this death.
KK: You better believe it. There is no way Lana comes back from this. Vampires, Demons, heck even Highlander’s Immortals, they all stay dead once they’re beheaded. Not even that cheerleader from Heroes could come back from this. And nobody better try to change that. [KK glares at AM who glares back]
MR: I doubt anybody would be stupid enough to make that mistake after this episode.
KK: Good.
JG: We then cut to Chloe still slumped on the ground crying. The ambient sound drops out and behind her we see Sex. His immaculate white suit should contrast nicely with the chaos around them. He starts to walk through the trashed room.
KK: He walks past the guys and Lana’s body and follows a trail of blood to Lana’s head.
ED: You can show Lana’s head?
KK: As long as it doesn’t drip blood and the eyes are closed.
TW: That makes no sense.
JG: Talk to the network.
KK: Sex kneels down and picks up the head, holding it Hamlet/Skull style. We see Chloe watching him in horror.
JG: “Alas, poor Lana! I knew her, Chloe –
TW: Oh. My. God. You’re bringing back that Hamlet quote.
JG: Shut up, Welling. This is my favorite part of the episode.
MR: Mine too.
JG: Ahem. Where was I? Oh yes. “Alas, poor Lana! I knew her, Chloe – a girl of infinite selfishness, of most egocentric manipulations. She hath bored me with her tears a thousand times, and now how abhorred in my imagination it is.” He tosses the head over his shoulder disdainfully.
TW: You rewrote Hamlet?!
KK: That’s nothing Tom. He re-wrote that whole little speech, but I made him cut it down.
JG: I still think we should put the whole thing in.
KK: I told you, we’ll film it and put it on the DVD as a deleted scene. But we are not leaving it all in the episode.
AoT: Personally I loved it.
MR: Yeah, it pretty much sums up my feelings for Lana.
JG+KK: Same here.
KK: Anyway. Sex walks over to Chloe who is still crying. “You were right. I didn’t fix anything. I made it all worse.”
JG: He takes her head in his hands, puts his forehead against hers and whispers, “I can fix it”.
AM: I don’t think anyone can fix this train wreck.
KK: Nobody wants your opinion Mack. Sex walks over to Hope who is crawling towards her gun. He touches her head and she freezes, then just falls unconscious.
TW: Whoa whoa whoa, how can Sex do anything to Hope? He isn’t real.
KK: Just hold your horses Tom, we’ll explain everything.
JG: Sex then proceeds to do the same thing to Lex and Clark.
KK: However when he touches Clark we switch to the opposite angle to see that it is really Chloe and not Sex. There happy Tom?
ED: So Sex took control of Chloe’s body?
KK: Yes, Chloe is controlled by Sex.

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