7.06 Consequences by KK & JG (Part V)

as retold by Maniac and PhantomChic

AM: I can’t believe you’re having her go to Lex for help.
MR: Why? Let’s face it he is the only one who might be able to figure out why Chloe’s power didn’t work and what to do.
AM: Yeah but I still hate the idea of her begging Lex for help.
KK: [sarcastic] Oh well if you don’t like it I guess I could change it for you. [suddenly very serious] like you changed our script to bring Lana back to life.
JG: Oliver now looking really worried, “What are you talking about? You can’t seriously be thinking about going to Lex for help? Chloe? CHLOE?” [looking at his phone] “Dang it.”
KK: Oliver dials another number and we hear Clark pick up.
TW: Oh, am I in this episode?
JG: “Clark it’s me. Have you talked with Chloe lately?
KK: “No. Why, is something wrong?”
JG: “Apparently she tried to heal her mother and thinks it went wrong. She just called me for help but then she was talking with someone else and suddenly announced that she was going to go see Lex.”
KK: “What? That’s crazy, Chloe would never go to Lex for help.”
MR: Except for all those times in the past when she did.
AM: She learns from her mistakes.
AoT: Apparently not.
JG: “Listen Clark, she sounded really desperate. I think you better get over there before she does something she’ll regret.”
KK: “Right.” Clark hangs up and super speeds off.
TW: And with everyone on their way to Lex’s that pretty much finishes getting things set up for the teaser scene.
ED: Hey you’re right. Man I can’t wait to find out what was going on and what happens next.
AM: [sarcastically] Me either.
JG: While you are right, Tom, we still aren’t quite to that scene yet.
KK: First it’s time for a Jimmy scene.
AoT: Jimmy? I thought you hated Jimmy.
KK: Oh, I do.
JG: Jimmy is trying to talk to Lana as she gets into a car.
ED: Wait, why would Jimmy be with Lana?
AoT: Oh that’s right, you weren’t around for that. Jimmy and Lionel helped Lana fake her death.
ED: Oh.
MR: Also, Jimmy has a crush on Lana.
TW: Doesn’t everyone.
ED: Wait, I thought Jimmy was still with Chloe?
MR: He is.
AM: I hate you guys.
KK: We hate you too. So anyway, Jimmy is trying to talk Lana out of going to see Lex.
JG: She blows him off and tells the driver to drive.
KK: As the car drives away we see a man dressed all in black hiding in an ally watching and loading a silenced pistol.
JG: We’re talking trench coat, gloves, hat, mask, garbage bags over his shoes, the works.
KK: We’re hoping to have him played by Christopher B. Duncan
ED: Who?
AoT: One of Kristen Bell’s cast-mates from Veronica Mars.
JG: Jimmy starts to walk to his own car when the goon steps out of the ally in front of him.
KK: He lifts the pistol and shoots Jimmy in the heart as he just stands there staring in shock.
AM: WHAT? You can’t kill Jimmy like that.
KK: I just did.
AM: But he doesn’t even try to defend himself, he just stands they’re like an idiot.
KK: Sounds like Jimmy to me.
TW: Wait, so that’s the death from the promo? I thought for sure it would be Lana.
KK: Well it looks like you were wrong.
AM: No way. There is no way you are killing Chloe’s mother and boyfriend in the same episode. I call for a veto!
[KK snickers]
TW: Um Allison. You really don’t want to bother.
AM: What? Why the hell not? You guys aren’t going to let them get away with this are you?
ED: She doesn’t know?
AM: Know what?
TW: Um yeah, I kinda didn’t tell her when I went to get her. I had just hoped it wouldn’t come up.
MR: Well that was foolish of you.
AM: I don’t know what?
TW: Michael and Annette made deals with Kristen and John so that neither of them would vote for a veto.
AM: What? But that means…
ED: We can’t veto.
TW: Anything.
[KK and JG smile triumphantly. AM just looks stunned.]
AM: How could you guys do that to me?
MR: How could you get our entire season scrapped?
AM: Did she at least give you guys something for it or did you just really want to get back at me.
ED: You know this doesn’t just affect you right? Tom and I aren’t exactly thrilled with our scenes so far.
TW: Scenes? What scenes? I’ve had one 20 second phone conversation and a clip of me stuck to a ceiling.
ED: And I got made to look like a complete moron. I’d rather have no scenes.
TW: Good point, maybe I don’t want to be in this episode.
MR: Yes we got something in return. We got to look over and agree to all of our scenes in the episode.
AoT: Actually, I got more than that.
MR: What? You got more?
AoT: Well it’s not like I have that many scenes in this episode.
TW: What else did you get?
AoT: I’ll be the co-writer for at least two of Kristen’s future episodes.
AM: That’s it?
AoT: I’ve been a part of one episode so far this season and I’m not guaranteed to get anymore. A woman’s got to look out for her own interests some times.
MR: I want to renegotiate our deal.
KK: Fine. But maybe you should see our alternate versions of the Lex and Lana scenes first.
MR: *gulp* Nevermind.
JG: Much better. So do we still have to go through with the vote?
TW: No, just keep going.
AM: I can’t believe you guys did this.
KK: The goon walks up to Jimmy’s corpse and takes his wallet. He puts the wallet in his coat pocket.
ED: Now he’s robbing the body too?
JG: He’s making it look like a mugging. It’s about time Lionel gets a good minion.
TW: So Lionel had Jimmy killed?
JG: Oh yeah, I guess we hadn’t gotten there yet. As the goon walks off he calls Lionel and informs him that “the loose end is tied up” and assures him that it will never be traced back to him.
KK: And we go to commercial.
MR: He’s still not as good as Hope.
JG: We’ll see.

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