From the CV Department of Gratuitous Violence

[AM walks across the SV campus headed for BS's office. She carries a small stack of papers with her.]
KK: [Approaches] Where are you going?
AM: What do you care?
KK: Thanks to you I care about everything that goes on around here, especially when you're involved. What are you carrying?
AM: Um... Nothing.
KK: Then you won't mind if I look at it.
AM: Drop dead, Kreuk. [AM moves to go by. KK reaches to take her arm and AM runs. KK runs after her]
KK: Not so brave without O'Toole to protect you, huh?
AM: Piss off!
KK: Come back here Mack! Is that a new script for Bryan!?!?!
AM: It's none of you're business!!!!
KK: I'll be the judge of that!!!! [KK dives and grabs AM's ankles, bringing them both down. The stack of papers fall out of AM's reach. KK attempts to climb over AM on her way to the papers] If you've altered my script there will be hell to pay.
AM: [Desperately struggling to throw KK off her] It's nothing! [Just as AM reaches the papers someone's foot falls on top of them. She looks up to see JG]
JG: I'll be the judge of that. [He bends down to pick the papers up.] What do we have here?
AM: [Pushes KK off her and moves to grab the papers back but JG moves them out of her reach.] That's personal!
JG: "Final edits" for 7.06? Personal, eh?
[KK and AM stand and brush themselves off]
AM: [Reaching for the papers] Give me that!
JG: [Pulls out a dart gun] No so fast, Mack. [JG opens the edited script.]
AM: [Gulps]
KK: Is Lana alive again? [to AM] If she is I've got a knuckle sandwich with your name on it Mack.
JG: Don't rush me, girl!
AM: John, you wouldn't shoot me with that, it's me Allison!
JG: Don't try me, young lady!
KK: Moria is still alive, isn't she!!!
JG: [flipping through the script] Moria is still dead.
KK: And Lana?!?!?!
JG: [Points the dart gun at KK] I said don't rush me!!!!
[AM makes a move towards JG and JG points the dart gun back at her]
JG: Watch it! [pause as he reads] Lana is still dead.
KK: Well that's all I care about. [Starts to leave]
JG: Oh my God! [AM looks nervous]
KK: [Stops] What? What did she do?
JG: Jimmy is still alive!
KK: Is that all? [Turns to leave again] I can kill him all over again next episode.
JG: That's not the bad part. She's... she's [JG is horrified]
KK: [Grabs AM by the neck] What did you do!?!?!
AM: I didn't....
JG: It's horrible!
KK: If you have Jimmy shag Lana so help me....
JG: My minion! He's incompetent!
KK: [Lets go of AM. AM falls to the ground gasping for air] Is that all? Then I'm done here. Later Allison.[Leaves]
JG: How could you Allison?
AM: [Holding her neck] I... um...
JG: It was the perfect murder!
AM: You see...
JG: You plant Lex's men in the street to witness the whole thing? [Sad] You've betrayed me!
AM: It's essential...
JG: One follows my man and then the other one finds out that my man shot the fucking cigarette case from Noir?!!?
AM: It's...
JG: I treated you like you were my own daughter... and this is the thanks I get?
AM: ... foreshadowing!
JG: And if that wasn't enough you plant a note from Lana inside addressed to Kal-El for his men to find before Jimmy wakes up?
AM: So Lex can get mad...
JG: You wanted to get someone mad, huh? [Aims dart gun at AM] I'm sorry you rewrote my script, Miss Mack.
AM: Don't! Bryan...
JG: How's this for foreshadowing? [JG fires a dart into AM's shoulder]
AM: Ow!
JG: Your changes are never going to see the light of day.
AM: He already has.... already has approved the... the soft copy. [AM collapses]
JG: He already approved it!?!?! Well bloody hell!!!! Why didn't you tell me!?!? [Walking off towards BS office] What a waste of a perfectly good tranquilizer dart! [Check the gun] Well, the day's not a total loss, I still have one dart left.

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