7.07 Repercussions by AM & AoT (Part III)

AM: LuthorCorp.
AoT: Security captures one of Hasaad's operatives at the tail end of a raid.
AM: Lex orders them to let him go.
MR: What!?!? You're going to completely ruin Lex over a personal grudge?
AoT: Relax. Hope objects. "We should use him for leverage," then in a slightly scary voice, "Or information."
JG: I like her more everyday!
AM: Lex tells her to have a PAS trail him in stealth mode.
AoT: See, there's a method to the madness, Michael.
MR: That's not so bad.
AoT: I don't know why you ever doubted us.
MR: Because in the last episode Allison wrote Lois practically single handedly defeated Lex?
JG: Heh. That made me chuckle.
AM: That was Erica's doing, not mine. And trust me, that's not going to happen again.
ED: Besides, Lois didn't do it by herself. She and Zinda were a team.
TW: And Clark helped too!
AoT: Of course he did, dear.
TW: He did!
AM: Helped Chloe lose her promotion, you mean.

AoT: Talk show. Bittleman gets a call.
AM: There was an attack on LuthorCorp property. He tells Lois he knew her idea that mutant man was behind the attacks was "the most hair-brained idea since the CW's "free to be" campaign.
ED: I liked that campaign.
AM: You would.
AoT: As they run out of the studio and hail a cab Bittleman tells Lois to pay attention, she's about to witness a "real" reporter in action.

AM: The barn.
AoT: Martha drops in as Clark tries on his suit.
TW: Why do you do this to me?
AM: He explains his plan to clear all the GreenK from Smallville.
AoT: Martha thinks it's dangerous for Clark. Can't his friends help?
AM: This is Clark's responsibility. He can do it on his own. He asks about Chloe.
AoT: "She doing pretty well, all things considered. You should go see her."
AM: "I've tried." Clark is frustrated, "But she's basically put herself in seclusion. Ever since..." Clark stops.
KK: [Smug] She murdered Lana.
AM: Yeah, right. No body cares about Lana anymore. Or at least Chloe doesn't.
KK: [surprised] What?
AM: Sex made sure of that. Not only did they all forget how she died he helped them realize what an entitled self-serving bitch she'd been her entire life.
MR: Nothing like a little Sex to take your mind off your troubles.
TW: [chuckles]
AM: [rolls her eyes]
KK: That's not the way I wrote it!
AM: Yet you left me with just enough room for re-interpretation.
AoT: "Losing a parent is difficult, Clark. You know as well as anyone. That's why she needs you now more than ever."

AM: Bittleman and Lois in a cab on the way to the attack site.
AoT: Lois spots the operative Lex allowed loose and yells for the cabbie to turn around and follow.
AM: Holding on for dear life Bittleman asks, "I knew Kahn hated me but I didn't think she wanted be dead! Did she know you were a crazy psycho bitch when she paired me up with you!?"
AoT: "That body armor isn't exactly military surplus."
ED: Yes! Lois, as sharp as ever.
AM: "And what does that have to do with... " The cab comes to a screeching halt as traffic comes to a stand still. Bittleman is slammed up against the front seat.
ED: Serves him right, being so rude to Lois.
AoT: As Bittleman curses like a sailor Lois jumps out of the cab pulling Bittleman out behind her.
AM: The operative enters an old warehouse a couple blocks ahead. Lois shouts, "Come on!"
AoT: Bittleman, "You are insane!" He steps into a puddle on the way out of the cab, "And those were brand new shoes!"

AoT: Now for Allison's favorite scene.
AM: Chloe & Sex have more fun at Lana's expense.
KK: How novel.
AM: It starts out innocent enough...
AoT: Lana dressed as a Southern Belle.
AM: And Clark has a mustache.
AoT: "Clark, if you leave where will I go? What will I do?"
MR: I guess she hasn't found her backup boyfriend yet.
KK: Shut up!
AM: "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
AoT: Lana cries. Mascara runs.
AM: Chloe and Sex laugh. Oh, and the corset needs to be really tight.
KK: Why?
AM: We have to make it seem like you actually have a chest.
KK: Why I...
AM: Suddenly the scene changes. Clark lies on the floor dreamily staring at the ceiling.
AoT: Lana is up on the ceiling...
KK: Oh no...
AM: And rose petals fall all around her.
KK: I don't think so.
AM: You're definitely going to have to be naked for that one.
KK: I am not!
AoT: Next scene...
AM: This time we're ripping off Goldfinger. Lana is covered in gold paint...
ED: Sounds like a lot of time in the make-up chair.
AM: ...naked.
KK: Allison!
MR: Can she explode?
KK: Michael!
AM: Patience, Michael.
TW: Besides, she'd have to be robotic.
AM: Kristen is playing the part so that goes without saying.
KK: [Stands and approaches AM] That's it!
AoT: [Stands to blocks KK path]
KK: Let me by, O'Toole. This doesn't involve you.
AoT: Allison is my co-author. You want to get to her you have to go through me. [AoT moves forward until she stands toe to toe with KK]
MR, TW, & JG: [Chanting] Fight! Fight! Fight!
ED: Um... Kristen?
KK: Stay out of this Erica!
ED: You do realize Annette could...
MR: Quiet, Durance! You can take her, Kristen! Go for it!
MR, TW, & JG: [Chanting] Fight! Fight! Fight!
KK: Before you do this let me remind you that in my next episode Martha could turn back into a pie baking Stepford wife.
AoT: And let me remind you I could snap that twig you call a body in two without breaking a sweat.
KK: [Stands her ground]
AoT: Come on, Kristen. Just give me one reason to do it. It would be... so easy.
KK: [Fear flashes across KK's face for a moment but she hides it quickly. Backing away but still pissed] This is far from over, Mack!
AM: [An evil glint in her eye] You're right, Kristen. It's only just begun.
KK: [gulps, then composes herself] I'm not scared of you!
AM: Good. That's what will make it fun. Now where were we? Right, Chloe asks Sex what it is that everyone sees in Lana.
AoT: Sex hesitates.
AM: Chloe smiles, "Oh, I know."
AoT: Suddenly Lana is dressed like Lara Croft.
MR: But Lara Craft has, like, humongous...
AM: Yup, [to KK] You don't mind prosthetics, do you?
KK: I do.
AM: Hmm, too bad. Her humongous chest starts to glow. Lana looks down and moves to rip open her shirt. Chloe, "The holy grail, so to speak."
AoT: Clark dressed as Indiana Jones yells, "Whatever you do, don't look!" He averts his eyes.
AM: Lana pulls her shirt open and her face is illuminated as she stares at the blinding pink light from her cleavage. Her face at first is blissful. Then suddenly...
KK: I can't believe I'm listening to this.
ED: I can't believe you're going to get to shoot it.
KK: Get to shoot it?
ED: [embarrassed] I mean have to shoot it.
AM: She screams in agony. Here's where we need the squirrel face from before. Chloe freezes the action.
AoT: Sex wonders how anyone could get their face to look like that. Chloe and Sex laugh.
AM: Chloe starts the action up again. Lana's face starts to melt.
AoT: More laughing. Chloe "rewinds" the scene back a second or two.
AM: Lana screams in agony again. This time her head explodes.
MR: But she wasn't naked!
KK: She has her shirt ripped open!
MR: But she's not completely naked.
AM: Maybe we could arrange that...
KK: You are going to die, Rosenbaum!
AM: Chloe and Sex laugh again. Even harder.
KK: There is no way that's going to get through the censors.
AM: Maybe. We'll see.

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