KK begs (again)

KK: I'm not doing it.
ED: Bryan axed your entire episode.
KK: I'm still not doing it.
ED: If we don't get rid of him he'll bring Lana back to life!
KK: There's got to be another way!
ED: Fine. But if you want to get rid of Bryan you know what you have to do.
KK: Kill him?
ED: If you want to get rid of him without jail time.
KK: I'm sure they'd give me time off for good behavior.
ED: Everyone else has stepped up to the plate. [Holds up her phone] It's your turn now. You need to apologize.
KK: I think I'd prefer jail time.
[ED hands KK her phone]
KK: Alright, but if this works you're not going to make us do another one of those musical reunions are you?
ED: What do you think this is? Of course we're going to do a musical reunion!
KK: I don't want to do a musical reunion!
ED: Suck it sister, it's tradition.
KK: It's freaking embarrassing! I hate it!
ED: Maybe we'll just do one song instead of an entire musical review.
KK: And no dancing this time!
ED: If you want to be a party pooper fine. I'll have you handle the props or something.
KK: Props? You're going to have props!?!?
ED: If we're going to do it we should do it in style. Just call the damn number.
KK: Okay. I'll apologize, but I'll be damned if I'm going to beg again to save this stupid show! [Holds out her hand] Do you have it?
ED: It's one speed dial.
KK: You have it on speed dial?
ED: Yeah, [Points to 2] A [points to 6] or M.
KK: You have it programmed? My God, what's wrong with you?
ED: Just call the number.
[KK dials]
KK: Oh, hey! This is Kristin. I'm trying to get in touch with... I'm expected? [to ED] You already told...? [into phone] Oh, hey! Long time no see, huh?
KK: So I guess you know why I'm calling then?
KK: Right. I know you were fired but Michael has this plan... [KK winces and holds the phone away from her ear]
ED: It's my plan too! Say it's my plan too!
KK: It's Erica's plan too. [KK winces and holds the phone away from her ear]
KK: Could you just hear us out? I... hello? Hello?
[ED takes the phone and listens]
ED: Did you loose the signal?
KK: I don't think the problem was the signal.
ED: I thought the fact Michael and I have a plan along with your apology would have sealed the deal. You sure it wasn't just the signal?
KK: I'm sure.
ED: Which number did you dial?
KK: A. Why does it matter?
ED: [Dials again] Try M. You might get farther.
KK: I don't see why...
ED: [Into the phone] Oh hey! It's.. no it's Erica. Listen I wanted to tell you about my plan. We're gonna...
ED: You have your own plan? But...
ED: Yeah but...
ED: I know. But...
ED: Michael said...
ED: And I...
ED: [sighs] Fine. If you're willing to come back we can go with your plan.
KK: So we're done?
ED: [To KK] I'll check. [Into the phone] So we can count on you?
ED: Oh, right. [Hands the phone to KK] We're still short your apology.
KK: [Grimaces and takes the phone] I am sorry. Honestly.
KK: No, I'm not begging you to come back! No way, no how!
ED: Kristin.
KK: No. I don't care if Bryan does bring Lana back to life! I'm not... hello? Hello!?!?!
[ED takes back the phone.]
ED: You're pushing it, Kristin. You know that don't you?
KK: I'm sorry.
[ED dials and hands the phone back to KK]
ED: Don't screw it up this time.
KK: Hello? Oh, God, please come back!
KK: Don't play hard to get! Please! You don't know how bad things have gotten!
KK: Really! OK, thanks! Bye.
ED: Put me on!
KK: Erica wants to talk to you... OK. Here she is.
ED: [Taking the phone] Hey! About your plan, I think we should co-ordinate... hello? Hello?
KK: Well, I hope you're happy!
ED: If Lois doesn't have to be pregnant of course I'm happy.
KK: But was it worth it? Forcing me to humiliate myself like that?
ED: You think that was humiliating? Try being Michael the past few weeks.
KK: True. Does Annette still have that video?
ED: I think so, why?
KK: I could use a little cheering up.

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