7.16 Control by ED & MR (Part IV)

AM: Chloe looks around and spots Lex face down unconscious on the floor. She continues to look around as if expecting to see someone else and after a moment gets up out of the vault and starts tentatively exploring the destroyed lab.
MR: Eventually she passes by a steel piece of machinery and upon seeing her reflection stops in surprise. She touches her face as she looks at her reflection. She inspects her hands and finally looks down at her chest and smiles slightly.
AoT: Even Chloe is impressed with the Chloveage.
JG: Is she naked or wearing the official operation silver hot pants uniform?
MR: I wanted her naked.
KK: Of course.
MR: Believe it or not Allison agreed.
KK: You're kidding me!
AM: It makes sense she'd be naked. But it doesn't really work for the scene. Where is she going to get clothes? I'm not going to do the entire scene naked so she's wearing the official Operation Silver Hot Pants uniform along with the matching accessory from Operation Silver Halter Top .
ED: Couldn't she just pick up a stray lab coat?
AM: uh...
MR: It's true. She could.
AM: uh...
MR: Don't tell me nudity is OK on the sci-fi channel but not on the CW.
AM: That's not it. Don't you think...
MR: I know what you're going to say. How about this? Chloe looks around the room for a few seconds and instead of getting out of the hot tub and looking around she sees her reflection while she's still seated. Then she gets out and slides on a lab coat. Naked.
AM: [Rolls eyes] OK. Whatever.
MR: [Pumps fist] Yes!
ED: What the hell is going on?
JG: Isn't it obvious?
ED: Yeah, Allison is trying to co-opt my role as the hottie of the show!
JG: Oh. I thought you meant plot wise.
ED: Do you think I'm an idiot?
JG: Yes.
ED: Bite me, Glover. Chloe obviously has amnesia.
MR: Not exactly.
AM: Lex stirs and Chloe spins around and moves her arms as if to throw him up against a wall with her telekinesis. When nothing happens she tries again a few more times before getting pissed. She rushes over to Lex, grabs his arm, and pulls it behind his back, and straddles him. "What have you done!?!"
MR: Lex winces in pain. "You can see me? And touch me? How is that possible?"
AM: Chloe applies more pressure to the arm, "Don't play games, Lex. Tell me what you have done to her!"
MR: Lex tries to look up at Chloe, "Her?"
AM: Chloe applies more pressure.
MR: "Stop it, dammit!"
AM: "Tell me!"
MR: "I don't know what he did. I swear."
AM: "He?" Chloe, who we'll refer to as Sex from now on, loosens her grip.
MR: His grip.
AM: His grip.
ED: Oh my God. She doesn't have amnesia.
KK: Sex has control of Chloe?
TW: Hee.
AM: Shut up. And Kahloe has control of Lex.
MR: Lex...
AM: Who we'll call Kahloe from now on.
MR: ...seems amazed. Half statement have question. "You're in control of her body."
AM: Sex lets go of Kahloe's arm and stands. "And you?"
MR: Kahloe sits up and rubs her arm, "Am in control of his."
AM: "What did Lex do? Did he cure her? We shouldn't still exist."
MR: Kahloe looks around the lab. "There's enough tech here to contain even Clark. He didn't cure her, that's for sure."
AM: "Then why can't I use her abilities?"
MR: "More importantly how did we take control of their bodies?"
AM: "Whatever the reason we need to make sure he never pulls a stupid stunt like this again."
MR: "Don't you mean they? Chloe went into this willingly."
AM: "They never pull a stupid stunt like this again."
MR: Kahloe smiles, "Maybe they'll never have the chance."
AM: Sex looks at his hands, "You think this might be permanent?"
MR: Kahloe stands. "If I have any control over it, it will be."
AM: "What are you saying?"
MR: "Look what Lex did. And Chloe... she was willing to throw away all those amazing abilities, getting rid of you in the process, just to be normal? You're not going to give her a chance to do that again are you?"
AM: Sex stops to consider, "No."
MR: Kahloe takes a look at Sex, "God. I can't believe she actually thought that hair style looked good."
AM: "Beats the one you're sporting now."
MR: Kahloe chuckles, "Touché." Pause, "So. Are we a team?"
AM: "You help me get Chloe's powers back and we're more than a team. We're a force to be reckoned with."
MR: "Deal."
AM: Sex extends his hand.
MR: Kahloe grabs Sex's head and kisses him passionately. "Deal."
KK: Oh, gross.
AM: That's what I said.
MR: What's so gross about that?
KK: Kahloe is basically kissing her self.
AM: That's want I said.
MR: This coming from the woman whose character eye-jaculated all over herself.
KK: Shut up.

AM: Establishing shot of a funeral home.
MR: Wait! What happened to my scene?
AM: The Sex and Kahloe shopping spree? It was stupid.
MR: It was set to David Bowie's "Changes." How could anything set to that be stupid?
TW: Bowie? How could it not be stupid?
MR: Just because we can't have Bowie for Darkseid doesn't me we can't still use his music! Come on, throw me a bone here people!
AM: Sorry, Michael, the scene is gone.
MR: The only reason I agreed to wear the puffy shirt was because of this scene!
AM: As much as I'd enjoy doing the androgynous transformation montage to the rocking tunes of Bowie it just isn't necessary for the episode.
MR: You just didn't want to get a pixie cut!
AM: Michael, if Lex had hair there's no way he'd ever get a pixie cut.
MR: That's it! I'm not wearing the puffy shirt!
AM: Our agreement was I chose Kahloe's outfits and you chose Sex's.
MR: That was before I found out Kahloe has terrible taste!
AM: She does not!
TW: Come on, Michael. In the whole scheme of things is the puffy shirt worse than what you wore in Sorority Girls?
MR: Don't bring Sorority Girls into this, Tom! This is about Bowie!
AM: No Bowie. Sorry.
ED: Weren't we supposed to have Bowie on the show as part of our agreement with Bryan?
AM: Erica!
ED: Tom, would it kill you to have a Bowie cameo helping Kahloe with her make over?
MR: Please, Allison! To the tune of "Changes"? Pretty please?
AM: OK, fine. But only because it satisfies one of our obligations to Bryan.
MR: Sweet!!!!!!

AM: Now the funeral home. Cut to Chloe's face and pull back to show her in a casket. Lois, dressed in black is looking down at her.
KK: Chloe's face? Isn't she... uh, vamping it up with Bowie about now?
AM: It will all make sense soon.
KK: I hope so.
MR: Clark, dressed in "the suit".
AM: Part of our concessions to Bryan.
AoT: He's going to wear the Superman suit? To a funeral?
AM: No. Just "The suit". Letter of the law. We just neglected to mention it's actually of the black double breasted variety.
JG: Oh, you're sneaky, Mack.
MR: Clark comes up behind her, "People are beginning to arrive. Are you ready?"
AM: Lois wipes away a tear, "Almost". She looks back down at Chloe and as she moves to close the casket she stops and her eyes narrow.

Continued