Shame

[JG, ED, KK, and AoT spot BS walking outside the SV set carrying a large bag.]
JG: There he is! Get him!
[They all rush BS]
JG: You can't get away with this!
[JG swings at BS. BS drops the bag and catches JG's fist. He squeezes, forcing JG to his knees.]
BS: You picked the wrong day to mess with me, Glover!
JG: [Struggling to get back up] Gah!
[ED, AoT, and KK all try to jump BS from behind but he easily knock them on their asses. He then knees JG in the face, knocking him flat.]
BS: I found out today my sequel is off. So I'm going to kick some ass and then make sure my legacy lives on through Smallville!

[Cue David Bowie's "Fame"]
ED: [Pointing accusingly at BS] Shame!
BS: Shame? High time I took things over!
AoT: Shame! Shame! You cut Tom loose?!?!?
BS: Please don't wallow.
KK: Shame!
BS: Shame? I will lead. You will follow!
JG: [Gingerly holding his crushed fist] Pain, pain, pain! Stop causing us pain!

AoT: It's not a game!
BS: Get ready for change! [Pulls a baby blanket from his bag and tosses it to ED]
ED: [Waving the blanket wildly] You drive me insane!
JG: Pain, pain, pain!

ED: Shame!
BS: [Handing ED a maternity dress] Shame? Don't you like to play the bimbo?
KK: Shame!
BS: [Handing KK a script] Shame? Have your ass on set tomorrow!
AoT: Shame!
BS: [Handing AoT a gray wig] Shame? It's a gift, no need to borrow.

JG: Pain, pain, pain!

KK: [Trying to hand the script back to BS] Nien!
BS: [to KK] It'll be fine, just read your lines!
KK: [Disgusted] I'll bide my time, you drive me to crime!
JG: Pain! Pain!

[ED kneels down to help JG wrap his fist with the baby blanket. BS pulls out his script for "Man of Steel"]

BS: [Holding up the script] It coulda been the best, coulda been!
BS: [Opening the script and pointing at a scene] Really been, really, babe!
BS: [Holding the script to his heart] It coulda been, my babe, it coulda, babe. It coulda, babe, it coulda, babe.

KK: Isn't any wonder I will kill you first!
JG: [As ED wraps up his hand] Pain, pain, pain, pain!
AoT: Whatever you do, make sure it's cruel!
JG: [ED ties up blanket] Pain, pain, pain!

BS: [to ED] Baby for you, Emmy for me!
BS: Got to get it going, my gravy train (train)
JG: [Trying to get back up on his feet, a crazed look in his eye] Pain!

[AoT, KK, and ED all try to jump BS at once again. He knocks them flat with a roundhouse kick.]
AoT: Pain, pain, pain!
[JG finally gets back to his feet.]
ED: Pain, pain, pain!
[AoT stumbles back to her feet as JG rushes BS.]
KK: Pain, pain, pain!
[BS knocks JG on his rear as ED stumbles back to her feet and AoT rushes him.]
JG: Pain, pain, pain!
[BS knocks AoT on her ass as KK stumbles back to her feet and ED rushes him.]
AoT: Pain, pain, pain!
[BS knocks ED on her ass as KK rushes him.]
ED: Pain, pain, pain!
[BS knocks KK on her ass.]
KK: Pain, pain, pain!
JG + ED + AoT + KK: Pain, pain, pain!

BS: [to ED as he holds up poster of ED photo shopped to look pregnant labeled "Chloe Sullivan"] Whats your name?

[BS takes a huge breath and blows the cast down. JG, ED, AoT, and KK all fall over unconscious. BS Lets the sign fall to the ground and chuckles]
BS: [As he walks off] Feeling so gay, feeling gay!

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