7.10 Darkness by MR and TW (Part VII)

as retold by Maniac64

MR: We go back to the Luthorcorp warehouse where we see Luthorcorp employees loading boxes into the Intercity Gang’s vans. Clark super-speeds into the warehouse and quickly blocks the door. He looks around and sees that the only people in here appear to be Hassad and 10-15 of his men, who are all looking around the factory and not at the door.”
AM: How convenient.
TW: Clark walks towards them and calls out. “Hello Mr. Hassad.”
MR: Hassad turns around quickly and his men pull out there guns and point them at Clark. “Ah. Hello again Kal-el. What brings you here?”
TW: “I’m here to stop you.”
MR: “I see. Well we can’t have that now can we.” The gang members all start shooting and at the same time Clark starts zooming around the room grabbing all of their weapons. We hear Hassad yelling at them to stop firing.
TW: The gun fire quickly lessens and then stops completely as Clark stops back where he had been standing, now with his arms full of guns. The gang members look at their empty hands in shock as Clarks sets the weapons down and then blasts them with his heat visions until they melt into just a pile of metal.
ED: Dang. That’s cool.
MR: Yeah, this is pretty much our scene to make sure Bryan doesn’t get mad about the relatively little amount of Clark in this episode.
AoT: Why did you write so little Clark Tom?
TW: We had too much other stuff we needed to cover, and I could use a little more time off.
KK: Sounds smart to me.
TW: Clark looks at Hassad, who has a small smile, and his shocked men. “Guns? You know better than that.”
MR: “Those were never meant to be used on you. But you never know who might get in the way. So now what Kal-el? You can never beat me.”
TW: “Do you really think you can stop me Hassad? Or did you just think I’d let you run around my city with your little gang?”
MR: “Oh, I know I can stop you.” He pulls out a strange looking pistol and fires it at Clark. It shoots out a green beam…
TW: Which hits Clark, who screams in pain and falls to his knees.
AoT: Please tell me you aren’t going to make a “Kneel before Zod” reference.
[JG suddenly looks angry and growls]
TW: [looking at both JG and AoT] I wouldn’t think of it.
MR: Hassad smiles. “This was meant for you. Be prepared for everything Kal-el. That is the first rule of victory.” Clark looks up, still in obvious pain. “It’s really too bad I’m not allowed to kill you.”
AM: Not allowed?
TW: Clark also seems confused, but at that moment MM flies in through a window and lands beside Clark. Hey John can you read his part for us?
JG: I suppose I’ll have to. “Hello again…Hassad.” He says in a way that implies that Hassad is not his real name.
MR: “Well well well. Look who’s here. Still following the orders of your old master like a loyal dog?"
JG: "Better a dog than a pitiful scavenger."
MR: “Oh I am much more than a simple scavenger. Of course, you already know that.”
TW: Clark stands up and seems to have recovered. “J’onn? What are you doing here?”
JG: “It would appear that I am saving you.”
TW: Clark looks ashamed and then remembers something. “Except, he said he wasn’t allowed to kill me?” Clark looks toward Hassad. “What do you mean not allowed?”
MR: “The one I serve wants to kill you himself. But don’t worry Kal-el, your time is coming quickly. Soon my master will arrive, and when he does this puny planet will bow at his feet or be destroyed.”
TW: “I will never let you do that! I don’t care who your master his, he is not going to harm this planet!”
MR: Hassad laughs evilly. “Like you could do anything to stop him.” Hassad pulls out a tube shaped object. “We will meet again Kal-el. I look forward to watching you die.” He teleports away in a flash of light, a gust of wind, and that shoomp sound like last week, just as Clark and MM try and get to him. The gang members simply look at them and then put their hands up.
TW: Clark looks at them in disgust. “Just get out of here.”
MR: The men run for the door and shove the crate Clark blocked the door with out of the way and rush out.
TW: Clark looks accusingly at MM. “Do you know what he’s talking about?”
JG: “I do.”
TW: “Who is it? Can he really destroy the Earth?”
JG: “He can, and he will if he isn’t stopped.”
TW: “Who is it? What is his name?”
JG: "I could tell you a name, but what would it mean to you? A name is meaningless without knowledge of what it represents. You must have that knowledge, Kal-El. This is why you must steady the history of your planet.” I like that. Now how about you tell us the name?
MR: Heck no! We want this to be a surprise. For everyone.
AM: Oh come on.
MR: No way.
AoT: Do you want me to beat it out of you?
MR: Do it and I’ll sick Bryan on you. We’re friends remember.
[AoT glares at MR]
TW: You’re all just going to have to wait.
MR: Now back to MM’s little speech.
JG: Fine. “With this knew knowledge it would appear that we have even less time to train you than I thought. From now on you must focus on your training first.”
TW: “I’ll be ready for him.” And at this point the Superman theme starts playing softly in the background and then slowly gets louder.
KK: Your kidding me.
TW: It was Michael’s idea.
MR: What? I like that song. Besides, it fits and will make this scene even more awesome.
JG: I can’t believe you. “I hope so Kal-el, because Krypton’s greatest enemy is coming and you are far from ready.”
TW: “Then get me ready.”
JG: MM smiles. “We will start your training immediately. Though I still fear that we will not have enough time.”
TW: Clark and MM look at each other for a few second as the music plays loudly. We then cut to black.
AM: That’s a pretty good ending.
MR: Oh, it’s not over yet.
AM: It’s not? What could you possibly put after this?
MR: A little more Chloe.
AM: Oh no.
MR: Oh yes. We see a crack of light as a door opens and Chloe slips in and shuts the door behind her. She uses her glow-in-the-dark power to see a little in front of her as she looks for a light switch.
AM: I hate that power.
KK: [at the same time as AM] I love that power.
TW: Chloe gets frustrated because she can’t find a switch. “How the heck do you turn the lights on in this place?”
MR: At that moment the lights flip on as we hear Lex’s voice. “Hello Chloe.”
TW: Chloe whips around and looks in shock at Lex. They are in the empty white room from the teaser.
MR: Lex is sitting in the only chair in the room; Hope stands beside him with a remote in her hands. Behind them stand some PASs. “When I heard that somebody had hacked into the Salvation file I thought it might be you. I’m sad to see I was right.’
TW: Chloe looks on in a mixture of shock and fear and we cut to the credits.
AM: I can’t believe Lex actually set a trap.
MR: Hey, everybody learns eventually.

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