7.02 Divided by TW and JG (Part IV)

as retold by RepairmanBob

JG: Hope using a pair of binoculars to look out a window. An unconscious couple is tied up in a corner behind her.
MR: I love it!
JG: We cut to what she is looking at. We see Jimmy -
AM: What?
JG: And a woman, with short brown hair, walking into the house. We zoom to see it is Lana.
AM: Why is Jimmy with Lana? He is supposed to be working on a story in Milwaukee!
KK: I refuse to cut my hair!
AM: Jimmy would never lie to Chloe!
KK: There is not way I am cutting my hair for this show!
AoT: Well, at least they finally agree on something.
TW: Kristin – Lana is wearing a wig.
KK: Alright then.
TW: Allison - be quiet.
AM: What? Jimmy –
TW: Just wait and see, ok?
JG: As the enter the house, Hope looks back and makes sure the couple is still unconscious. She puts in a Bluetooth, and turns on a recording device.
TW: Cut to inside the house. Jimmy and Lana are talking. Lana expositions that she needed to stay hidden, or Lex will hurt people she cares about to get her back. Leaving Clark is the hardest things she has ever done, has to be strong – you all get the idea, right?
KK: Works for me.
JG: Jimmy says how bad he feels for her. He is clearly smitten with her.
AM: Oh, come on!
KK: Now I like this scene. Tom, I may not hate you after all.
MR: Well, we do have evidence from Noir that Lana is the girl of Jimmy’s dreams.
AM: Tom! What the hell are you doing?
TW: Remember Lori, Allison? Clark’s girlfriend in our original season six?
AM: What does that have to –
TW: You screwed up Clark’s decent relationship with sold us all out, Allison. After six years, I finally got to act in a healthy, stable romance, and you shot it all to hell because of your stupid obsession with Chloe not betraying Clark.
JG: And let us not forget Lionel! Sex with Martha, a daughter he could be proud of, feuding with Lex – all gone! They made Lex a good guy! A hero!
JG: (Shocked) I never –
TW: The road to the hell that was season six is paved with your “good intentions”, Allison. Here’s the payback.
KK: Tom, I may actually forgive you for making me be here today. This is so worth it.
AM: I could believe John would do this, but I never thought you would be so petty, Tom.
TW: I never thought you would betray all of us to Al and Miles, so I guess we are even.
MR: Ha!
JG: Back to Jimmy. He tells Lana he made a deal with Lionel to help Lana fake her death
AoT: So Jimmy is making the same deal Chloe did in season two?
JG: No, Chloe made a much better deal. She got a position at the Daily Planet. Jimmy is just helping Lana because he luuuuves her so much.
TW: After all (starts to sing) "She's beautiful, beautiful"
MR: (Also singing) "She must be loved"
AM: I hate this!
KK: Which makes the scene all the more sweet.
TW: Jimmy also says he would never let anything happen to Lana.
AM: Arrrg!

TW: Back to the dam. Clark and Chloe are getting close to the reactor. Clark is grimacing, and leaning against the wall to hold himself up, while Chloe reviews what he needs to do.
JG: “You have to close main overload valve, deactivate the power grid and engage the emergency safety back-ups.”
TW: “Got it.”
JG: “And download the data before the system shuts down! We need that information!”
TW: “Got it.” Clark is looking dazed.
JG: The reactor is in sight, and green gas is visible. “Clark, are you sure you can do this?”
TW: “Got it” Clark starts to push away from the fall, and falls to the ground.
JG: “Clark!”
TW: “Huh?”
KK: Finally, dialogue I can believe from Clark.
TW: Clark tries to push himself up, and falls over. He looks sick. “Chloe… go…”
JG: Chloe runs to the reactor. We see the timer has one minute left. She tries to shut the main valve, but she can’t move it. She runs back to Clark. “Clark, I can’t move it! You have to get up!”
TW: Clark is barely conscious, and has green veins on his face. He mutters “Chloe?” Cut to the timer – 30 seconds
JG: “This is going to hurt.” Chloe grabs Clark’s hand. The green veins disappear, and he wakes up. Chloe starts screaming and shaking.
TW: “Chloe? What are you?” Timer at 20 seconds.
JG: Chloe speaks through gritted teeth. “Shut.. it… down.”
KK: Since when does Green K hurt Clark so much? Half the time, it looks like he has gas!
AM: Yeah, Chloe should be able to take it!
TW: Clark can get shot in the face without flinching, and GreenK makes him drops him in pain. It is too much pain for a regular person to take.
AM: Chloe isn’t normal!
MR: Yeah, she is a freak.
KK: A super freak!
AoT: Or so Jimmy says!
AM: That’s not what I meant!
TW: Clark super-speeds, holding Chloe in one arm. He turns the valve, uses super-breath to push 6 levers, uses his heat vision on a bunch of electronics, and pulls the hard drive out of a computer. He super-speeds out, and appears in Smallville Hospital. Holding Chloe in his arms. “I need help!”

TW: Back the Small house, Hope is watching Lana, wearing a nightgown, brush her hair in a mirror.
KK: I hate it.
JG: Just give it a minute, Kristin.
KK: What kind of nightgown?
MR: Something short and sexy, with lost of –
TW: Long and concealing.
MR: But we can pimp Victoria’s Secrets with this! I want Lex to date a super model!
AoT: You already got Hope. Don’t be greedy, Michael.
TW: We follow Hope, as she picks the lock at the front door.
JG: Lana hears something, and looks around.
AM: Lana was able to pull herself away from her shiny hair?
JG: Too bad Clark and Lex never figured out how to do that.
KK: Fortunately for you, Allison, you will never have to bear the burden of having attractive hair.
TW: Back to Hope, sneaking through the house. She come up on Lana in the backroom, and grabs her shoulder. “Hello, Misses Luthor.”
JG: Lana turns around – and it’s Jimmy in a dress and a wig. “Can I help you?”
MR+KK+AoT: Hahahahahahahahaha!
AM: (Angry) That’s not funny!
AoT: Oh, yes it is.
KK: (wiping eyes) I never should have doubted you John.
MR: (snickering) That explains a lot about his relationship with Chloe.
(MR+KK+JG+AoT) Hahahahahahahaha!
AM: That’s also not funny!
TW: (Grinning) We hear a car engine start. Hope punches out Jimmy, and runs to a nearby window. She sees Lana driving away. Hope looks around the bathroom, and the camera zooms in on the hairbrush, lying next to the open window. Hope is in the background, looking at the hairbrush.
AM: So Lana abandoned another man who saved her. How typical.
KK: Lana likes to know… (giggling)… who wears the … oh God, who wears the pants in a relationship!
(MR+KK+JG+AoT+TW) Hahahahahahahaha!
AM: (Angry muttering about her how everyone will pay when she writes her next episode.)

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