7.03 United by MR and AoT (Part IX)

as retold by RepairmanBob

MR: Clark in the barn with the League. They are smiling and giving Clark a hard time about taking so long to join them. Locker room vibe. Bart – “I can’t believe you took on one of those Frankensteins on your own.”
KK: Author – “Clark, you may be tough, but you aren’t very bright.” Group laugh.
MR: “So, where is Chloelicious? The only reason I wanted you on the team was so I could get some quality time with my spicy little Mamacita.”
AM: Spicy Mamacita?
MR: Damn, Allison, I try to have some men express interest in Chloe, and this is the thanks I get.
AM: A psychopath nearly raped her, and Bart is making up disgusting nicknames!
JG: I still like them both more than Jimmy.
TW: Definitely better than Jimmy.
KK: I still want Creed back as a recurring character.
AM: Only if we bring back Meteor the Stompy Horse.
KK: Oliver gets serious. “Clark and I have talked. Chloe is a probational member of the team. She can help plan missions, and act as a coordinator when we are in the field, but she does not go on missions."
MR: Bart – “What? Ollie, you said she had a power! I don’t-" Victor – “I don’t know about this. Since when do we –“
KK: Arthur – “Boss, this sucks –“
MR: Clark – “No, this is for the best. Chloe’s power is a danger to her, and she is taking too many risks to take Lex down. I do not want her to get hurt, and I do not want anyone to get hurt protecting her if she does something dangerous.”
KK: Oliver – “Also, no one” (Oliver looks at Bart) “gives Chloe access to our data on Level 33.1 without clearing it with me or Clark. You all saw the mission tapes of Clark's fight with this new Super Solider. Lex made serious upgrades after little miss reporter published her article on the weaknesses of the PAS."

MR: The mansion. Lex is looking at a file. We sweep over his shoulder, to see photos of Lana. Voice-over by Ollie. "Lex Luthor is dangerous enough on his own. The last thing we need is Chloe Sullivan helping him.”
KK: Kahloe’s face comes into scene, cheek-to-cheek with Lex. She smiles. “Hello, Lex.” She glances down, and immediately frowns. “Oh. Her. Always her. You and Clark are both obsessed with that insipid bitch. You could start a club, if all of her other admirers didn't end up dead.” Kahloe walks around the desk to face Lex. “I wonder if she has a new boyfriend yet?”
JG: Does Jimmy count?
TW: He would me more of a girlfriend.
KK: Or a loyal sidekick, like Chloe.
AM: Chloe is not Lana's sidekick!
KK: Did you even watch season six?
JG: She liked Chloe and Jimmy together, so I doubt it.
AM: (Yells) Chloe and Jimmy are good together!
KK: (Slaps AM)
AM: Oww! What the -
KK: Annette told me to slap you if you started babbling about Chloe and Jimmy. She also said if you touch me afterward, you will answer to her.
AM: (Grumbles.)
MR: “You will not talk about Lana that way. My father was blackmailing her, and Clark poisoned her mind. If I could just talk to her, help her understand –“
KK: Kahloe slaps Lex. He looks startled. (Look at AM) Like Allison did. (Smirk) “Oh please. Lana could barely see past which boy to cheat on, much less develop an elaborate plan to frame you for her faked murder.” Kahloe bends over, giving a major shot of the Chloevage. “You need to take a look at what is right in front of you.”
AM: Oh, come on. Another boob shot?
JG: Sex sells. Allison.
MR: Lex looks surprised.
TW: Considering how rarely he had sex with Lana, he may have forgotten what breasts look like.
KK: Kahloe bends in close, looking like she might kiss Lex. She puts her lips up to his ear, and whispers, “If Chloe can only absorb the injuries of others… why is she not in a coma? How did she create me?” She pulls back, and gives him a sexy smile.
MR: Lex maintains eye contact with Kahloe, and picks up his phone. “Dr. Richards? I want you to re-examine sample 36 C for additional mutagenic properties. Focus on its interactions with other infected and uninfected samples." Kahloe continues to smile, and walks away. Camera follow her out, then comes back to Lex, who is back to looking at his Lana file.

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